how many times do you expect to get laid in a week?

[miplank]

I think I'm going to seduce my husband tonight by grabbing at his peenar and demanding sex.

Pics?

 

[EnderJE]

lol got one

Haha. I meant project ... Damned autocorrect

 

[smurf2]

oak, not that it makes things any better for you, but it is a fact that for like up to a year after the birth of a baby, a woman's sex drive is significantly decreased. it's biological in nature as a way of preventing another pregnancy so soon. hormones dude. not to say that's an excuse. you should still be intimate with your partner. if you don't believe me, ask Dr Drew (the man's a genius)

 

[miplank]

Dr drew don't know dick

 

[smurf2]

Pics?

you fucking pervert. how dare you.

you still owe me pics of your penis from like 2008 so whatever

 

[miplank]

you fucking pervert. how dare you.

you still owe me pics of your penis from like 2008 so whatever

Chris doesn't approve!

 

[gatemoney]

apparently they all post here too.


These women with the hyperactive sex drives are like unicorns. You hear about them but never see them.

I have to beat my wife off me with a shovel.
Sometimes i wish she would get a bf!

 

[miplank]

I have to beat my wife off me with a shovel.
Sometimes i wish she would get a bf!

Ru Nan's husband?

 

[pdaddyII]

i think i'm going to seduce my husband tonight by grabbing at his peenar and demanding sex.

wtf?!

 

[mrplunkey]

Here's an easy way to do the numbers:

Current number of times/month you have sex = x

Once married, divide by two.

For first kid, divide by two.

Then for each kid thereafter, divide by two again.

So for example, if you are having sex 25 times/month...

Married = 12.5
First kid and married = 6.5
Second kid and married = 3.25
Third kid and married = 1.625

HTH!