how many times do you expect to get laid in a week?

[miplank]

I don't approve of st8 menz purchasing shoes for womenz unless they are a pair of nikes or asics.

and its not shit, its gestures that will get you delightfully raped.

Why not, I know what kind of shoes my wife would wear.

 

[WoodyO]

I'm married with 2 kids, one of which is a 4 year old that falls asleep in my bed almost every day of the week. We have to get creative when it's time to get laid. Something like a quickie in the shower, or a hummer in the car while parked at the beach.

 

[miplank]

I'm married with 2 kids, one of which is a 4 year old that falls asleep in my bed almost every day of the week. We have to get creative when it's time to get laid. Something like a quickie in the shower, or a hummer in the car while parked at the beach.

I had to buy my son a flat screen tv for his room when he was like 3 ish to start sleeping in his room.

 

[WoodyO]

I had to buy my son a flat screen tv for his room when he was like 3 ish to start sleeping in his room.

That's a pretty good idea. The less Nick Jr. I watch each night, the better.


We had a similar discussion at work a few months back, and I remember a co-worker telling me that his 5 year old falls asleep in his bed every night. One night he and the misses tried going at it quietly while the kid was still in bed, and the kid yelled at them to stop shaking the bed.

 

[miplank]

That's a pretty good idea. The less Nick Jr. I watch each night, the better.


We had a similar discussion at work a few months back, and I remember a co-worker telling me that his 5 year old falls asleep in his bed every night. One night he and the misses tried going at it quietly while the kid was still in bed, and the kid yelled at them to stop shaking the bed.

Lol, so wrong!


Yeah, I was about to fuckin kill myself if I had to watch 1 more blues clues. It worked great tho, hasnt asked to sleep in our bed once and only ends up there after the occasional bad dream which isn't very often.

 

[cindylou]

Abby only falls asleep in my bed if he's sick, oh and she fell asleep in my bed New Years Eve. If I put a tv in her room I'd never see her. lol

 

[PICK3]

So does pick3, butt he likes it when dudes bang him.

wtf???

I heard he likes how it feels to have balls slap against the back of his.

wtf???

 

[Spartacus]

Abby only falls asleep in my bed if he's sick, oh and she fell asleep in my bed New Years Eve. If I put a tv in her room I'd never see her. lol

I love you
but you know that

 

[miplank]

Abby only falls asleep in my bed if he's sick, oh and she fell asleep in my bed New Years Eve. If I put a tv in her room I'd never see her. lol

Nazi mom!

 

[Spartacus]

like the question I'd expect from a urinal block