How i handled my bear situation and other stories, by stilleto stilleto.

[fistfullofsteel]

i'm rooting for the bears to destroy stillaho's workshop so no more hippy art stuff.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Drunkard....

Personally I like the verbage. "fine" ass. What exactly is that supposed to mean? I'm a typical guy and already have had the fantasy 4,500 times in the last 30 seconds.

 

[stilleto]

Shoot the bears, then take some some perks...I bet all will seem better

woah! that's illegal right there.

 

[pin]

Bears are seminomadic. They have a territory but they don't "live" in a particular place. Unless they're hibernating. When was the last time you saw it/them?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

yo, i'd never let her wait down there with a bear!

also, here's what happens when you call the sheriff:

me: "hello, sheriff? there's a bear and her cubs leaning on my car."
sheriff: "where's your car?"
me: "in my driveway"
sheriff: "where are you?"
me: "in my house"
sheriff: "stay there"
me: "for how long?"
sheriff: "till the bear goes away, duh."

O look I'm swimming in the middle of the Pacific and there are sharks everywhere. These damn sharks, they are so annoying, where they come from??? What are they doing here?

 

[Smurfy]

"oh look at me. I live near bears"

 

[Smurfy]

lmao @ me holy crap

 

[stilleto]

LOL, you're so caught up in your own life you're overlooking your daughters. You can't let your daughter get ate just because you'll be late for work.

Seriously.....why do you think theres "bears down there"???

yes, that's it.
of course, I would not let her wait down there with a bear! how do you think she lasted 12 years if i was that kind of mother?
duh.

oh, and why do i think there's bears? the fact that I see bears going down there was a big clue. i'm very swift and determined that if i see bears there, it means there are bears there.
in fact, i've decided that if i see bears there a lot, it probably means they live there.
they are PROBABLY thinking the same about us.

 

[stilleto]

i'm rooting for the bears to destroy stillaho's workshop so no more hippy art stuff.

i'm too caught up in my own life to worry about my own stuff.

i stopped storing honey in my studio though.

 

[Smurfy]

stilleto will kick your ass!