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How Ghetto do you be?

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GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS JUST HOW GHETTO IS U??


1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points)

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10points)

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2points)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got
tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)

10 If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)

11 If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)

12 If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)

13 The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14 If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
(1 point each):

15 You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)

16 You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)

17 If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)

18 You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)

19 You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)

20 You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)

21 You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).
(5 points)

22 You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)

23 Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

24 You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)

25 You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)

26 You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)

27 The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)

28 You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and
a pair of Jordan's.
(15 points)

29 You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)

30 You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)

31 If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)


-- Now the totals...




0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs

51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat

76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

150 points or more - Still there, huh?


I got a 77...who says I ain't black, bitches!
 
ROFL. I scored a 7. Guess I'm not ghetto fabulous, but I do have a ghetto booty...lol.
 
I had to pick my own switches to have my ass beaten...lol
 
I live in Da Hood....don' need to take no test neither...
 
I'm pretty sure mom still has the reusable bacon grease container. It had a grate siphon off the previous food bits left in the grease.
 
40. But right now I'm soaking my cookies in the milk left over from my Cocoa Puffs...so that's like another 5 points.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
40. But right now I'm soaking my cookies in the milk left over from my Cocoa Puffs...so that's like another 5 points.

Right on, dog. I'll give you another 10 if you've had a bacon bit sandwich. Yes, just bread, mayo and bacon bits cuz there was no lunchmeat in the house.
 
foreigngirl said:
lol.oh thats what that one was about? lol

I didnt get it

I wish I got to choose mine
Oh no you don't. It was part of the torture having to pick which one. If they are too thin, they cut your legs up like crazy, and if they are too thick, my mom would beat the crap out of me with them. LOL. So waltzing out to the tree and having to decide whether you want to pick one that was little and whip-like or a log to get beaten to death with was not a good thing...lol.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
40. But right now I'm soaking my cookies in the milk left over from my Cocoa Puffs...so that's like another 5 points.

I would drink that right out of the bowl. I am not gross, I swear
 
Dial_tone said:
Right on, dog. I'll give you another 10 if you've had a bacon bit sandwich. Yes, just bread, mayo and bacon bits cuz there was no lunchmeat in the house.


I'd eat something like that. I'm trying to think of some other ghetto foods I've had.....well, after eating a cake, I like to scrape the scuz off the bottom of the pan and eat that. It's good.
 
HeatherRae said:
Oh no you don't. It was part of the torture having to pick which one. If they are too thin, they cut your legs up like crazy, and if they are too thick, my mom would beat the crap out of me with them. LOL. So waltzing out to the tree and having to decide whether you want to pick one that was little and whip-like or a log to get beaten to death with was not a good thing...lol.
lol..I know both thin and thick ones...I used to hate it when I saw my dad go up to the bush and brake off a whip-like branch and start the treatment right there all the way to home. Embarrassing
 
Dial_tone said:
I'm pretty sure mom still has the reusable bacon grease container. It had a grate siphon off the previous food bits left in the grease.

My mom had one of those. How else are you supposed to make white gravy for biscuits?
 
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HeatherRae said:
Oh no you don't. It was part of the torture having to pick which one. If they are too thin, they cut your legs up like crazy, and if they are too thick, my mom would beat the crap out of me with them. LOL. So waltzing out to the tree and having to decide whether you want to pick one that was little and whip-like or a log to get beaten to death with was not a good thing...lol.

I was playing with friends one day and my dad drove by after cutting wood. He was pulling a trailer with an entire tree on the back and my friends gave me holy hell about it, like he was gonna use the tree on me.
 
How many points is it if when your doing something bad your momma throws a shoe at you to get you to stop?

I'm going to say I didn't use a calculator to add my score and stick with the score of 66 which is what I had before I added the score up with the calculator :)
 
2dagym said:
How many points is it if when your doing something bad your momma throws a shoe at you to get you to stop?

I'm going to say I didn't use a calculator to add my score and stick with the score of 66 which is what I had before I added the score up with the calculator :)
lol


or when your mom throws your clothes out the window and you have to run downstairs to get them before a car gets them all nasty...lol
 
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10points)

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2points)

6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each)

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)


12 If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)

13 The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)

14 If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
(1 point each):

17 If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)

23 Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)

25 You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points)


Over 80 by my count, but I grew up in the Burbs
 
There should have been one about your mom coming to see your teacher with rollers in her hair.
 
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WarriorPL said:
6.... fuck am I white.

what kind of a foreigner are you motha fucka, huh?


One time, it was such a bad winter (there were no snow days for us), all the streets were covered in ice. We loved "skating" while walking to school - all the way.

One time, we spilled water on the sidewalk so it would turn into ice so we can slide there and some old lady was coming home with bags of groceries, fell and broke her leg. Since then, the old ladies o fthe neighbourhood were putting something there to make the ice melt - EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!


One time, we were riding one of those little cars that you ride at those circle tracks around our building, and my cousin got himself showered with water from the lady on the second floor

One time, my friend that lived on the 4th floor, she had her window open, a bat flew in her room and got stuck in her hair
 
2dagym said:
How many points is it if when your doing something bad your momma throws a shoe at you to get you to stop?

I'm going to say I didn't use a calculator to add my score and stick with the score of 66 which is what I had before I added the score up with the calculator :)
My mom was a hairstylist and would beat my ass with the back of a hairbrush if I acted up in the shop. LOL. Yeah, I got some shoes thrown at me to.
 
Dial_tone said:
There should have been one about your mom coming to see your teacher with rollers in her hair.

There needs to be a question re: head rocking. That would have increased my score by 10 points.

Oh, and fried bologna sandwiches, pig feet, etc. And peanut butter & jelly in the same jar.

I use to go to the candy lady in my neighborhood & a candy man in the neighborhood my dad grew up in.
 
nycgirl said:
There needs to be a question re: head rocking. That would have increased my score by 10 points.

Oh, and fried bologna sandwiches, pig feet, etc. And peanut butter & jelly in the same jar.

I use to go to the candy lady in my neighborhood & a candy man in the neighborhood my dad grew up in.
The fried bologna thing is ghetto? Country bumpkins did it too. We would cut that slit in it so it didn't puff up. LOL. How about pickled eggs? Is that country folk only or ghetto too?
 
HeatherRae said:
The fried bologna thing is ghetto? Country bumpkins did it too. We would cut that slit in it so it didn't puff up. LOL. How about pickled eggs? Is that country folk only or ghetto too?

lol!! That's the first thing my dad taught me to cook.

Yes, pickled eggs too. Though my dad didn't eat that. He just ate pickled pig feet.

So, I guess its both.
 
man I always saw those in the jar and they freaked me out...lol.
 
foreigngirl said:
One time, it was such a bad winter (there were no snow days for us), all the streets were covered in ice. We loved "skating" while walking to school - all the way.

LOL.

I went "ice skating" on this "pond" of frozen ice in my school playground (i.e., an uneven patch of ground that collected water and evenutally froze), fell and got a knot on my head.

My mother had no sympathy for me.
 
nycgirl said:
LOL.

I went "ice skating" on this "pond" of frozen ice in my school playground (i.e., an uneven patch of ground that collected water and evenutally froze), fell and got a knot on my head.

My mother had no sympathy for me.
lol..yeah, its understandable that its gonna be an uneven patch of ground that collected water...lol


lol..I wish I was there to see you, I would have laughed so hard, tears would come out of my eyes.


One time, we climbed on one of the trees in front of the buidling (right next to the sidewalk, right behind a long wooden chair) - me, my sister and my 2 cousins. So, eventually everyone needs to go to either eat or use the bathroom, so I decide to stay up there, on the tree. Not even 5 min later, a young couple came and sat on the wooden long chair and started kissin and stuff. OOOOOhhhhhh.......I felt so stupid and embarassed, my sister and cousin were yelling from the balkonies so I would answer, but I kept quiet. Then they came downstairs and started circleling around and finally got to the tree. They were about to leave me too, giggling when I yelled from the top : Aleksandar, dont you dare leave me here!!. LOL

ah, such a beautifull childhood we had
 
nycgirl said:
LOL.

I went "ice skating" on this "pond" of frozen ice in my school playground (i.e., an uneven patch of ground that collected water and evenutally froze), fell and got a knot on my head.

My mother had no sympathy for me.

Ghetto was when I used to visit my grandma in Philly and the highlight of the summer was when the fire dept would come and open the fire hydrant so the kids could splash around in the water....since we didn't have none of them fancified cement ponds y'all whilte folk be callin pools.
 
Dial_tone said:
Ghetto was when I used to visit my grandma in Philly and the highlight of the summer was when the fire dept would come and open the fire hydrant so the kids could splash around in the water....since we didn't have none of them fancified cement ponds y'all whilte folk be callin pools.

Did you read my post? It was an uneven patch of ground in the school yard that collected water.

We didn't turn on the fire hydrant. My parents had a hose hooked to a sprinkler that waved up and down. Hence, the low score of 43. ;)
 
Dial_tone said:
Ghetto was when I used to visit my grandma in Philly and the highlight of the summer was when the fire dept would come and open the fire hydrant so the kids could splash around in the water....since we didn't have none of them fancified cement ponds y'all whilte folk be callin pools.
and i thought that act was just propaganda
 
nycgirl said:
Did you read my post? It was an uneven patch of ground in the school yard that collected water.

We didn't turn on the fire hydrant. My parents had a hose hooked to a sprinkler that waved up and down. Hence, the low score of 43. ;)

I'm too busy trying to picture your booty to read all the way thru. lol
 
Dial_tone said:
Ghetto was when I used to visit my grandma in Philly and the highlight of the summer was when the fire dept would come and open the fire hydrant so the kids could splash around in the water....since we didn't have none of them fancified cement ponds y'all whilte folk be callin pools.
Oh Dial Tone. The splashing in the fire hydrant is popular in Louisville, KY. When I was in law school, these little kids kept undoing the valve on the hydrant and playing in it, right by the law school. LOL. Same thing with playing in the fountains. It is pretty ghetto. ;-) We rednecks just buy those retarded $5 kiddie pools and put an entire family in them at once. LOL.
 
What is a candy lady?

I've never lived anywhere where they had an ice cream man, but my grandmother and cousins did.
 
straight hood kid, I didn`t even have to add the scores..I know they`re off the charts... Good stuff Tone-Tone, you killeded me and my friends n`em with that shit....You got any nighladers left?
 
LOL sweet childhood memories... what am I talkin?

DT - question for you. Akin to the sentence about not having your own place but your kids have Air Jordans and a leather jacket. What would I be considered if I was homeless but having meals at the finest restaurants?

I didn't add up the numbers, but I dont have to. It's all good darlin... it is aaaaaaaaalll good! ;)
 
HeatherRae said:
What is a "lutefisk" lady????


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk


There were always the families in the neighborhood (N. Minnesota) that were some mix of Scandinavian and then those that were "pure" -- for ex, my best friend's family is actually pure Swede and her grandmother got very upset when my friend married a guy who was only part Swede. Her family gets together and makes lutefisk every yr for Christmas.

I asked my dad about it as his parents are 1 pure German, the other pure Swede so he's got a line at least directly to the old country -- he said they killed that tradition when he was a kid. Therefore no lutefisk in my family. But we all knew about it.

OK, its sort of a joke on the goofball Scandis up in the north country, but we would more likely have lutefisk available than an ice cream truck and never a candy lady.

We did have an ice cream truck that would cruise thru my complex in FL, but it played that creepy ice cream truck music slightly off key -- I always had nightmares about it an expected to see a clown like in Wootool's or Devastation's avatars jump out of the back w/ a big carving knife dripping blood.
 
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