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so im on the metro bus and i pull my stop and start to stand up and the guy slams on the breaks... i fall down into the metal pole by the seats but kinda regain composure and only affected the guy who i semi crashed into sitting down near me.

then i get up and start to put my backpack on and he decides to slam on the breaks AGAIN!, and so i didnt fall down i had to throw my backpack down on the seat....all eyes were on me as i walked off the bus in shame :mad:


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well lets see
when i was in grammar school, i had to wait on the bus on my parents porch, and it had rained or something
and the bus was coming one day and i was running late and i jumped off the porch, and i fell!!!!!!!!!!!
and when i stood up the first face i saw was the boy i had a crush on laughing his ass off at me........and i stood up and was racing to the bus again.....i had to jump a small ditch to get to the door of the bus, and i fell again!!!!!!!!!
red faced i climbed on the bus and the driver just looked at me and said "I would have waited on you"
 
SoKlueles said:
well lets see
when i was in grammar school, i had to wait on the bus on my parents porch, and it had rained or something
and the bus was coming one day and i was running late and i jumped off the porch, and i fell!!!!!!!!!!!
and when i stood up the first face i saw was the boy i had a crush on laughing his ass off at me........and i stood up and was racing to the bus again.....i had to jump a small ditch to get to the door of the bus, and i fell again!!!!!!!!!
red faced i climbed on the bus and the driver just looked at me and said "I would have waited on you"
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hahah owch- what a dick bus driver

that zinger reminds me of what i said to a kid today but ill make a new thread
 
hahah..my most embarassing was when I was in a nyc train and there were not seats so i was standing, shit took a sharp curve and i went to grab the first pole i saw out of the corner of my eye and it was a lady holding a map handle in a bag that she had just bought...everyone looked at me and cracked up. :worried:
 
NJjuice22 said:
hahah..my most embarassing was when I was in a nyc train and there were not seats so i was standing, shit took a sharp curve and i went to grab the first pole i saw out of the corner of my eye and it was a lady holding a map handle in a bag that she had just bought...everyone looked at me and cracked up. :worried:
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what did the lady do haha.

it woulda been better if it was like her boob or something, or u grabbed the map and then fell over while holding onto it taking the lady with u...thatd be a kramer move
 
I was washing my hands in the bathroom at a strip club. I was about to walk out when I noticed the water sprayed all over my pants. There was no hand dryer so I had to hide in a stall and dry it with toilet paper.
Nothing like hanging out in a mens bathroom at a strip club to make you feel :rainbow:
When I got back to the table the girls were like "what took you so long?"
I said fuck it and told them. They laughed at me!
 
SublimeZM said:
what did the lady do haha.

it woulda been better if it was like her boob or something, or u grabbed the map and then fell over while holding onto it taking the lady with u...thatd be a kramer move
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i typed map handle, what a retard, i meant MOP handle, the mop head was in the bag and the handle was sticking up, well she let go and gave me this nasty look and i fell kinda but grabbed onto a another (real) arm handle at the last second, so only my knee hit the ground..now you can imagine on a nyc train with all those professional train takers..they were hysterical.. i wanted to die.
 
NJjuice22 said:
i typed map handle, what a retard, i meant MOP handle, the mop head was in the bag and the handle was sticking up, well she let go and gave me this nasty look and i fell kinda but grabbed onto a another (real) arm handle at the last second, so only my knee hit the ground..now you can imagine on a nyc train with all those professional train takers..they were hysterical.. i wanted to die.
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my entire life is like that couple of minutes u were stuck on the train after ur embarrasing incident
 
NJjuice22 said:
i typed map handle, what a retard, i meant MOP handle, the mop head was in the bag and the handle was sticking up, well she let go and gave me this nasty look and i fell kinda but grabbed onto a another (real) arm handle at the last second, so only my knee hit the ground..now you can imagine on a nyc train with all those professional train takers..they were hysterical.. i wanted to die.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

That is awesome. :D The map handle threw me a bit..wtf? Mop is even funnier..
 
had a few embarrasing moments when i'm loaded with cold and sneeze violently when i'm not ready for it

it's usually a quick dive to the toilet cupping my nose and a handfull of stringy goo
 
Seashell said:
LMAO!!

I took a nice wipeout on the stairs in a busy mall recently.. felt very cool.
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lol, I remember once seeing a guy stumbling down a school bus to get off the bus jerked, so he goes to grab a rail, and as his hand was travelling he managed to precisely swipe the glasses right off the face of a confused/geeky looking 12 year old Indian boy, the guy who did the swiping was totally unaware lol
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, I remember once seeing a guy stumbling down a school bus to get off the bus jerked, so he goes to grab a rail, and as his hand was travelling he managed to precisely swipe the glasses right off the face of a confused/geeky looking 12 year old Indian boy, the guy who did the swiping was totally unaware lol
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LOL!! I love those few moments of silence and pure confusion as boy-sans-glasses looks around..what the?! And the guy who knocked them off is all "where the hell did these glasses come from?!!"


My friend & I were walking down a big wide staircase, and she had a coil-bound-notebook in her arms. It was crowded, and the wire part got caught on some dude's wool sweater infront of us, as he sped up, he pulled it right out of her arms and went scurrying down the stairs.. and he never noticed.. dude, you have a NOTEBOOK hanging on your BACK? How can you not feel that? lol..
 
Seashell said:
LMAO!!

I took a nice wipeout on the stairs in a busy mall recently.. felt very cool.
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i woulda knelt over asked if you were alright, brushed the hair out of ur face, and then helped you up and picked up whatever youd dropped.





then id use my exray vision to look under your clothes then fly away leaving only a piece of paper with my number
 
SublimeZM said:
so im on the metro bus and i pull my stop and start to stand up and the guy slams on the breaks... i fall down into the metal pole by the seats but kinda regain composure and only affected the guy who i semi crashed into sitting down near me.

then i get up and start to put my backpack on and he decides to slam on the breaks AGAIN!, and so i didnt fall down i had to throw my backpack down on the seat....all eyes were on me as i walked off the bus in shame :mad:


share yalls moments
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You know the driver did it on purpose! You shoulda gone up and laid him out!
 
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