The perfect woman has the skills to apply makeup appropriate for all situations but isn't so shallow she needs 40 minutes to do her face every day.
Flea market on a Sunday afternoon - skip the makeup, go ponytail and ballcap and let's get out the fuckin' door.
Christmas party with my co-workers - Do your hair, smokey eyes, tasteful lipstick, foundation, and rouge and let's show you off.
Just the two of us with a night of wild sex looming - Darl eyeliner, blood red lips, slutty eyeshadow, and dark rouge and we'll pretend you're a pussycat doll.