How do you maintain a relationship?

[nimbus]

get a 9 inch cock. apparently that buys you two years, even if you're gross, psycho, and worthless

 

[ceo]

A few swift jabs to the gut followed by more promises of "tough love" are more than sufficient for maintaining a relationship and her obedience. Don't forget to consistently chip away at her self esteem and confidence with repeated barbs to keep her loyal to you.

TITCR

basically, a strong pimp hand!

 

[the_clockwork]

dude end your life

 

[ceo]

get a 9 inch cock. apparently that buys you two years, even if you're gross, psycho, and worthless

Then you get to fuck her SISTER after that!!!!!!!!!!@#!W$@@!!

 

[nimbus]

Then you get to fuck her SISTER after that!!!!!!!!!!@#!W$@@!!

lmao!

 

[calveless wonder]

funniest part of this thread is how healother's threads have automatically created a hatred for any type of these "coming into their own" threads LOL

poor dude getting blasted

 

[nimbus]

funniest part of this thread is how healother's threads have automatically created a hatred for any type of these "coming into their own" threads LOL

poor dude getting blasted

you dont think this dude is healother?

 

[Lestat]

by giving regular orgasms

 

[nimbus]

by giving regular orgasms

of course Lestat would only give "regular" orgasms. swole and kb give supermegaorgasms!!!#@!

 

[Lestat]

of course Lestat would only give "regular" orgasms. swole and kb give supermegaorgasms!!!#@!

regular as in routinely, frequently, not talking about the quality of them. have you ever had a bad one? I haven't.