How do you keep that a secret?

[Mr. dB]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24446946&GT1=43001

 

[jack sparrow]

Thanks dB. It's nice to know where my tax money is going

 

[needtogetarmy]

My wife works with a girl who went on a trip with another co-worker to a seminar. They rented a car, the 350lb girl had it in her name. She gives birth while there. Says she didn't know she was pregnant. My wifes friend calls to say she is stranded. Can't drive the car because the other girls refuses to give her the keys. They are out in the sticks and hours away from an airport. He was screwed by a dumb bish.

 

[Sub-Zero]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24446946&GT1=43001

probably because shes a fat slob pigwhore who doesnt have extra baby weight show on her