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How do you go shopping?

Scotsman

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I like to plan my trips and execute them like a black ops mission. I'm in the store and back out as quick as possible while trying to interact with as few people as possible. So how do you do the whole shopping thing.

BTW- I'm going right now, I'll post up if I have any funny terrorizing the fellow shoppers experiences.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I am the same way. Now I do most of my shopping online. I hate interacting with people.

My wife though...has to look, compare prices, then decides not to buy it, so we have to go somewhere else. I am a ninja that goes in, snaps it up, and runs home.
 
I somewhat enjoy it.

I never shop for something in particular or I'll never find it. (you know when you are looking for a specific outfit or piece of jewlery or handbag)

like right now I'm looking for a particular hair accessory. If I had just purchased it weeks ago when i saw it....i would have it right now, but no. I dont have it and now I need it.

Grocery shopping sucks when you are dieting. Same shit every week.

It can be fun to grocery shop if you are eating fun dinners every night or planning to bake something.

Soooo I am probably like every other woman out there. I enjoy it. As long as I have money and not spending more than I have. lol.
 
Not much recon for planning a snatch of tuna at the Dollar Giant, but I do my best to avoid food stamp day.
 
It all depends on what your shopping for. Like buying a porno, you're in there for 30 minuntes looking at all the covers and basiclly its all the same shit if you stay in the same section. What am I looking for, a plot? No, just something to get the mood right.
 
squatmonkey said:
It all depends on what your shopping for. Like buying a porno, you're in there for 30 minuntes looking at all the covers and basiclly its all the same shit if you stay in the same section. What am I looking for, a plot? No, just something to get the mood right.

Dude.... You're still paying for porno. Let me fill you in on a couple little secrets.

youporn.com
redtube.com

Don't get caught!!
 
I fucking loathe shopping. I try to shop online as much as possible. I limit my grocery store visits to twice a week. On a somewhat related note....I would like to personally thank the guy who invented paypal. That is possibly the most convenient way to make monetary transactions ever!
 
I hate shopping of any kind - grocery, clothes, etc. I do all my shopping online. If it's something I need at the last minute, I figure out what store I'm going to and I'm in and out. I despise malls.
 
Squeena said:
I hate shopping of any kind - grocery, clothes, etc. I do all my shopping online. If it's something I need at the last minute, I figure out what store I'm going to and I'm in and out. I despise malls.


Correct me if I'm wrong but your a girl that dosen't like to spend time shopping?
 
SouthernLord said:
Dude.... You're still paying for porno. Let me fill you in on a couple little secrets.

youporn.com
redtube.com

Don't get caught!!
Good point. I was just trying to relate to shopping. I dont shop, But I watch porn, You see where Im going with this?
 
Squeena said:
No, you're right, I hate shopping.

You could be the perfect women. Why you hate it? I've spent hours on hours in the malls with girls. Sometimes they won't even buy anything after being there all day.
 
Scotsman said:
I like to plan my trips and execute them like a black ops mission. I'm in the store and back out as quick as possible while trying to interact with as few people as possible. So how do you do the whole shopping thing.BTW- I'm going right now, I'll post up if I have any funny terrorizing the fellow shoppers experiences.Cheers,Scotsman
LOLI'm the same way.I'm lost if I go into a store without knowing why I am there or what it is I am getting. I like to go in find it, check for damage, checkout and get out.When I go into the city to shop for clients I have a whole itinerary written up with a list of stops and in what order with the list of items I need to find and I have to do it alone because I don't like to veer away from my plan.
 
AztecWarrior said:
You could be the perfect women. Why you hate it? I've spent hours on hours in the malls with girls. Sometimes they won't even buy anything after being there all day.

I have no reason to walk around a mall with a bunch of strangers looking at stuff I probably won't buy. It bores me.
 
Squeena said:
I have no reason to walk around a mall with a bunch of strangers looking at stuff I probably won't buy. It bores me.


I think I like you. Your one of the few ladies I know that dosen't like to shop. It's amazing. Cool.
 
This one was pretty good. From locking my door on my way out to unlocking it on the return trip was 19 minutes. I normally go around 11pm-1am since no one is there and you can use the self checkout, but I needed stuff right now and the Target right next to me closes at 10pm.

Velvett- You sound exactly like me if I have multiple stops to make I plan which is the quickest route and prepare my lists around their location in the store.


Oh and no scaring people on this trip, at least not that I noticed.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I like it for about a hald hour, then I get sick of it.

Food shopping is great, but I'm always worried when I get ot the checkout lane.

Clothes shopping like I said is goof for about a hald hour. if I have to try more than a couple items on, then I'm pretty much done for the day.
 
i eye interrogate everyone i see while shopping. size them up, can they fight?, are they armed?, etc... im good at it too. i see things happen before they do. ive bounced for many years and i picked up on the signs of trouble brewing real well. its almost psychic. i cant go anywhere without looking like a bouncer. at a relatives funeral i was asked if i was working security for the event. i laughed.
 
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