How do you define white trash?

[Doktor Bollix]

White trash or no.

Subject A:

35 yr. old guy works as a mail clerk. Nothing wrong with that.

Collects Marlboro merchandise he gets by collecting Marlboro miles or some shit you get by smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day. He then wears the stuff, Marlboro hat, t-shirt, belt-buckle over which a big fat beer gut protrudes. He greets everyone with "having fun yet?" except in extremes of weather when he'll say shit like "Hot enough for ya?"

The guy is STILL bitching about President Clinton to anyone who will listen.

 

[Y_lifter]

Barefooted more often than not (especially while shopping at the local Walmart.
Rarely has seen the inside of a Shower
Wears tacky logo tank tops with the bra straps showing
Does weekly grocery shopping at the local Stop and Rob
Drives a 1980 or older rusty Large Sedan or Camaro/Firebird
FLIP FLOPS
Lives off a Dirt road in a Trailer Park
Lets Childern play outside wearing only a diaper or Underwear and a dirty shirt.
Mullet
Curlers in her hair at noon
Buys stuff at Walmart and then raves to the neighbors about how high quality it is.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Barefooted more often than not (especially while shopping at the local Walmart.
Rarely has seen the inside of a Shower
Wears tacky logo tank tops with the bra straps showing
Does weekly grocery shopping at the local Stop and Rob
Drives a 1980 or older rusty Large Sedan or Camaro/Firebird
FLIP FLOPS
Lives off a Dirt road in a Trailer Park
Lets Childern play outside wearing only a diaper or Underwear and a dirty shirt.
Mullet
Curlers in her hair at noon
Buys stuff at Walmart and then raves to the neighbors about how high quality it is.

Holy shit! Where the hell do live? The appalachians? Yer city folk white trash can't get away with that.

Possession of a mustache on any guy younger than 30 is very suspect.

If you are TOO SHORT. You are probably white trash.

 

[circusgirl]

YOU'RE WHITE TRASH IF:

Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?"

Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks

You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.


Your sister is the third generation of women in your family
to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis tapes.


Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.


The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors

You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..."

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.


You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

 

[Y_lifter]

Actually citrus.. Those items you listed are more REDNECKy in nature than white trash..

Nothing wrong with being a redneck as most are good down to earth if not Ignorant folk..

WhiteTrash on the other hand are to be avoided like genital warts...

 

[Code]

Nothing wrong with rednecks.

Oh, one more to my list:

White Trash people plagiarise other people's work.

 

[Caesar_wv]

White Trash:

People w/ Rebel flags on the back of a pickup, that have NOO meaning of its' history, but rather, hang it just because it stirs up an argument.

People who believe that coonhunting should be an "X" game

People who spend countless hours a day waiting for a check in the mail.

People who consistently ignore those damn signs on doors that say "no shirt, no shoes no service"

Those, my friends...are some prime examples of white trash.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

There's plenty of white trash north of the Mason-Dixon line ya know. You'll find them everywhere, inflicting their lack of class and taste on the rest of us. I don't want to bash rednecks. I like rednecks. I used to be friends with a kid called Otis in Elementary school. The Beverly Hillbillies was my favorite show when I was a kid and so I feel protective of rednecks.

I do like to bash people like say 20 yr old girls who smoke cigarettes and their voices get all gravelly and hoarse, so that you can never see them as hot anymore as soon as they open their mouths. That's totally white trash.

Circusgirl is an ignorant foreigner and so doesn't know better. She is also from Scotland and therefore probably insane.

Anyone who owns a pitbull is white trash even if they live in Manhattan and have never seen a Walmarts in their life.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ahh ye of little knowledge of the Social strata known as WT..
Only the last 2 examples are WT lifestyles

Again, the others are Southern Redneck ways of life..

 

[Boach]

White trash is hard to explain but you know it when you see it.