How did Noah fit all the animals into the ark? Serious question...

[Mad4Iron]

Knoxville;Debate aside,I want to fuck your avatar.

A small town might carry 1/4 of the species again being generous and probably talking out my ass.

Come on,think about it,ALL the species on the earth right now,no transitional species,no evolution and several HUNDRED new species of birds and insects and plants being described in just fucking Costa Rica every damn year.
All on a damn boat,shit I wonder if Noah had the eqivualant of the Disney cruise line microbiologists

Mad

 

[XBiker]

Nah. I don't really have faith to begin with. I know there has to be SOMETHING bigger than our little planet here... but I don't understand how some people can believe completely in this kind of thing.

Those same people discredit science and the Theory of Evolution because there's "no way" that could happen.

Yet this ark could?

How can people believe that Americans are evil and that all their problems are the fault of the lust loving, money grubbing, Americans?

Because they are taught that.

Keep in mind that the bible is merely a written volume of text. It is man that has elevated this text to the "almighty" level.

Evolution negates the need for a diety as the bible defines it. Although the bigger question is who created the creator?

(edited for grammar)

 

[Big Brother Val]

Here's an interesting link for what it is worth:

http://www.pilgrimpromo.com/WAR/

I'm not quite sure what to make of that. Never heard of it. Neither has my mother, and she is one REALLY religious woman.

 

[KnoXville]

Science can't prove the existance of god, since there is no quantitative measurement of his existance.

You either have faith or you don't. It's a zero or one, there is no .5 on this scale.

There is also no quantitative evidence that there is a great sparkly midget with eight penises, a blazing afro and a sequence spandex jumpsuit whom calls the sky his crib. For all we know he could be guiding life on earth using his homemade Richard Simmons endorsed bowflex and / or Swedish made penis pump. I have no proof unfortunately, but blind faith right brother? so your going to have to take my word for it ya? Sounds like a plan.

Don't buy it? Then when you die, thy shalt be cast into the great Tuna snatch. If you don't happen to believe me then you can refer to my new best-selling book, 'The Holy Midget'. If something doesn't happen to sound right, just let me know tiger, and I will keep interpreting that shit until it sounds just dandy.

 

[Mad4Iron]

A friend in these debates put forth the question that our creator(for whatever that's worth),could be a "Branch manager" that had much less the power of the ones above him.

Instead of all powerful,could be as fucked as a teller that's PMS'ing

Mad

 

[Big Brother Val]

Knoxville;Debate aside,I want to fuck your avatar.

A small town might carry 1/4 of the species again being generous and probably talking out my ass.

Come on,think about it,ALL the species on the earth right now,no transitional species,no evolution and several HUNDRED new species of birds and insects and plants being described in just fucking Costa Rica every damn year.
All on a damn boat,shit I wonder if Noah had the eqivualant of the Disney cruise line microbiologists

Mad

I agree... if you click on the link above, it gives you some photos of what is supposed to be the remains of the ark... it's like 512 feet from front to back or something like that.

There are still species of animals we've never seen, nor heard of. And if people accept the fact that animals from the ark have evolved, they're accepting in part the theory of evolution, so for the sake of consistency, Noah HAD to take 2 of every single animal ever discovered, or yet to be discovered.

 

[Big Brother Val]

How can people believe that Americans are evil and that all their problems are the fault of the lust loving, money grubbing, Americans?

Because they are taught that.

Keep in mind that the bible is merely a written volume of text. It is man that has elevated this text to the "almighty" level.

Evolution negates the need for a diety at the bible defines it. Although the bigger question is who created the creator?

As far as who created the creator, that's one of those "we aren't meant to know" things, I think. You know, we aren't supposed to have the answers to any questions, but still believe in him and follow his word and all of that.

Now I'm not trying to make this an Atheist thread, or denounce any beliefs... I'm just trying to understand how the theory of evolution is so far fetched, but Noah's Ark is totally acceptible... aside from "having faith" that it's true, because a book was written about it 2 thousand years ago.

 

[Mad4Iron]

I think the elephants, the hippo and the damn giraffes put a dent in the plans.

And what about the Blue whales? "just follow behind the boat little buddy,no room at the inn for your big ass"

Fucking bullshit it is.

Mad

 

[KnoXville]

Noah HAD to take 2 of every single animal ever discovered, or yet to be discovered.

I figured it out. Noah, that smart bastard, must have also taken his avant guarde genome equipment. PBluescript vector creator, Polymerase chain reaction machine, PCR enzyme hosts with primers, subsequent bacteria for the termination enzymes, a mammalian expression kit and finally his pPCR-Script Amp plasmids.

God than send our hero the new DNA blueprints, out to the arc using the Beta-Dove e-mail system ([email protected]). That way he could take genetic copies of the said animals, and even those that didn't evolve yet, and later on with the help of Jebus (Jesus's microbiologist brother) he could use the fancy equipment and throw together some very dandy copies. Ah that Noah, such the clever rascal.

 

[Mad4Iron]

The fucking server crashed and the fucking Unicorns got the horn as well as the hard working miniorities

Summed it well Knox.

Mad