How Did I Become the Bad Guy

[nydj66]

So I got steamed chicken and vegetables from the local chinese takeout. I drive all the way home and find out they gave me only the vegatables.

I'm swearin mad because I'm hungry as hell. So I drive all the way back to the chinese place and tell the korean guy at the desk they fucked up my order.

He starts yelling at the wok chef right in front of me and rips him a new asshole. Korean sounds angry just when spoken naturally, today I got to hear real yelling.

Now the wok chef looks like a beaten dog; he won't make eye contact with me. He cooks up some chicken real quick. The desk guy puts it in a container for me then insists I accept a $2 refund for my trouble. When I refuse he puts it in my bag with the chicken.

Now I feel like the dickhead when all I was trying to do is get some lunch.

fml.

 

[chris302001]

 

[princesa]

I get nasty/impatient too when i'm hungry


I sauteed some spinach this morning (ummm) can't wait to try it

 

[nydj66]

I get nasty/impatient too when i'm hungry


I sauteed some spinach this morning (ummm) can't wait to try it

Hope there's at least one strip of bacon sauted in there with the spinach.

 

[Waverly6969]

Maybe some bacon strips in the underwear after eating it and blowing methane out of the leather-cheerio

 

[broonzy]

So I got steamed chicken and vegetables from the local chinese takeout. I drive all the way home and find out they gave me only the vegatables.

I'm swearin mad because I'm hungry as hell. So I drive all the way back to the chinese place and tell the korean guy at the desk they fucked up my order.

He starts yelling at the wok chef right in front of me and rips him a new asshole. Korean sounds angry just when spoken naturally, today I got to hear real yelling.

Now the wok chef looks like a beaten dog; he won't make eye contact with me. He cooks up some chicken real quick. The desk guy puts it in a container for me then insists I accept a $2 refund for my trouble. When I refuse he puts it in my bag with the chicken.

Now I feel like the dickhead when all I was trying to do is get some lunch.

fml.

Strongbow would've shoved that chef's face in a deep fryer.


Just sayin'

 

[75th]

lol

 

[nydj66]

Strongbow would've shoved that chef's face in a deep fryer.


Just sayin'

Obviously none of us are quite the man that SB is.

 

[chris302001]

Strongbow would've shoved that chef's face in a deep fryer.


Just sayin'

lmao

 

[princesa]

Hope there's at least one strip of bacon sauted in there with the spinach.

No bacon


I had turkey breast with spinach, cucumbers, lemon and a yam...it was delish

 

[miplank]

SB would've slammed him in the face with a litre of cola

 

[Strongbow]

I would have definately busted that bish side the head wit some soy sauce. I drive all the way back to town to have to get a fucking gook strait somebody is gonna wear some fucking soy sauce.

 

[broonzy]

I would have definately busted that bish side the head wit some soy sauce. I drive all the way back to town to have to get a fucking gook strait somebody is gonna wear some fucking soy sauce.

What if he went Jackie Chan on your ass?

 

[Strongbow]

LoL @ you fools @ least when I hit a food joint around these parts mutha fuckers be scrammbling to get their shit together and get my order right. Call me an asshole if you want, but I always get what I order. Or some bitch gets to wear it home. No damn sense in people that have condemed themselves to work at these shit hole fast food joints to take out their anger on the customers. And you all know the shit is true. Some 40 year old lost cause mad at the world gonna give me shit because of his bad situation, I DO NOT FUCKING THINK SO.

 

[Strongbow]

What if he went Jackie Chan on your ass?

I'm always strapped bish.

 

[nydj66]

LoL @ you fools @ least when I hit a food joint around these parts mutha fuckers be scrammbling to get their shit together and get my order right. Call me an asshole if you want, but I always get what I order. Or some bitch gets to wear it home. No damn sense in people that have condemed themselves to work at these shit hole fast food joints to take out their anger on the customers. And you all know the shit is true. Some 40 year old lost cause mad at the world gonna give me shit because of his bad situation, I DO NOT FUCKING THINK SO.

You realize that men are rubbing your take-out food on their ballsack before you get there to pick it up, right?

 

[Strongbow]

You realize that men are rubbing your take-out food on their ballsack before you get there to pick it up, right?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh WTF. Never thought of that. Somebody must fucking die.

 

[nangiggles]

so first u rip off the delivery guy and now u piss off the cook?

 

[shrimp poboy]

LOL at you getting chicken and not sea gull

 

[Smurfy]

omg i fuckcing LOVE razor ramon!!

 

[nimbus]

next time you go complain, try not to lead off with "I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags."


also, "relax, zipperhead" does not defuse the situation

 

[ceo]

LoL @ you fools @ least when I hit a food joint around these parts mutha fuckers be scrammbling to get their shit together and get my order right. Call me an asshole if you want, but I always get what I order. Or some bitch gets to wear it home. No damn sense in people that have condemed themselves to work at these shit hole fast food joints to take out their anger on the customers. And you all know the shit is true. Some 40 year old lost cause mad at the world gonna give me shit because of his bad situation, I DO NOT FUCKING THINK SO.

psst...hey! You're trying too hard to impress people who don't even care.

 

[-SD-]

psst...hey! You're trying too hard to impress people who don't even care.

Hes like DIRK_HOWAT lite. hahahha
remember that guy on here from way back lol

 

[Captain FT]

Someone needs to find calveless wonders epic pizza story from a couple years ago. I never laughed so hard as I did when I read that.

I'm pretty sure it was calveless

 

[ceo]

Hes like DIRK_HOWAT lite. hahahha
remember that guy on here from way back lol

only minus the funny.

 

[gstacker]

Roid raging an going off on those korens an strong arming em for 2 dolla... Shame on u!!!

 

[nydj66]

so first u rip off the delivery guy and now u piss off the cook?

et tu, nan?

 

[Captain FT]

Found it, this was classic:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...t-killed-pizza-hut-employee-today-596919.html

 

[Strongbow]

psst...hey! You're trying too hard to impress people who don't even care.

Just telling how I see it buddy. Prolly leans more towards making people hate me more than impressing anybody bro. Neither of which do I give a big fat piece of monkey shit about. Thanks for the diet tips bro I been following the breakfast to a T. Now you need to fix my lunch, and dinner. LOL

 

[chris302001]

next time you go complain, try not to lead off with "I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags."


also, "relax, zipperhead" does not defuse the situation

lmao!

 

[nangiggles]

et tu, nan?

Say what now?

 

[nimbus]

man, who was saladfork again?

 

[ceo]

man, who was saladfork again?

just another flash in the pan bro. Left here went to AF, jumped in on the bash EF band wagon, then fucked up over there and left there too.

I'm sure he's around somewhere though.