How cool would it be if...

[Y_lifter]

we food fatties had a valve in our throats that we could close whenever
we wanted to eat tasty Unhealthy stuff.
The junk food would then go into a bag or something instead of the stomach.
We could enjoy all the taste/texture etc without the calories/fat

Then, we could just switch it the other way when we eat good healthy food
and it would go down into our stomachs for nutrition.

I think I'm gonna look into patenting my idea..

 

[Ganryu]

Just take some DNP and eat all you want!

 

[Bullit]

There is a valve like that....

The switch is disguised as a speed bag.
Its in the back of your mouth... just hit the switch a couple times with your fingers and VIOLA... no more food.

 

[beastboy]

yeah....I know an alcoholic that had a zipper surgically placed on his abdomen area....that way he can swap out livers.

 

[Bullit]

yeah....I know an alcoholic that had a zipper surgically placed on his abdomen area....that way he can swap out livers.

17

 

[beastboy]

17

yeah...it was no Ranch Dressing bit.

 

[Bullit]

yeah...it was no Ranch Dressing bit.

Now that was a good one. It was a take-off on my original concept so that explains why it was funny.

 

[Y_lifter]

scoff now, I will own a cookie oven somehow or another...

 

[beastboy]

Now that was a good one. It was a take-off on my original concept so that explains why it was funny.

Yeah...well, well...what about Revenge4Brit?

 

[tuc biscuit]

bulimia may be for you

 

[Y_lifter]

I enjoy eating, not the opposite