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How big are your testicles?

Nathan

Nathan

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I'm just trying to get an overall handle on normal testicular size in adult male humans. I'm not as interested in what's going on in terms of testicular mass in females, but if any women on the board have nuts, I wouldn't be against hearing how big they are. Mine are probably on average the size of a walnut (still in the shell), or maybe a really big olive (some olives are like 1.5"-2" long I'm pretty sure so eat me). As far as I know, there will be no prize awarded for the largest testes, but if you ask me, and I really don't think that you should, I think the owner of the largest testicles is a pretty special person for a lot of important reasons, most noteably the tea-bagging potential you carry.
 
Seriously though, I was being serious. Also, ignoring me will get you nowhere. Ask anyone who knows me.
 
I have big balls. I made a thread about my big balls. I was told my big balls would get smaller after experimenting with ASS but they`re still big balls. I keep waiting for the big balls to get smaller but they stay big. Maybe I`m not getting enough ASS to make them smaller. I`m using lower dosages of ASS.

Bottom line, I have big balls. Maybe tennis ball size.
 
gonelifting said:
I have big balls. I made a thread about my big balls. I was told my big balls would get smaller after experimenting with ASS but they`re still big balls. I keep waiting for the big balls to get smaller but they stay big. Maybe I`m not getting enough ASS to make them smaller. I`m using lower dosages of ASS.

Bottom line, I have big balls. Maybe tennis ball size.
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Are they blue?
 
GL,

Piss me off again like the last time and I'll kick them till they're watermelon size this time
 
what the??? I thought this was a scientific experiment?

What size are your BALLS? Goddammit!
 
3 1/4" inches (just measured). I still have 2 weeks of PCT left...
 
are you all measuring the long way? I know im a freak, but mine aint round, they're more egg shaped. Possibly I'm a mutant.
Anyway right now they're about walnut sized. After PCT they'll be a couple sizes bigger.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
yes, long way.
They are all egged shaped....
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I dont know how my co-workers would feel if I measured at my desk.
If this is anything like e-penis sizes, I'll just go with 8".
 
I noticed that naturally beefier dudes always have bigger cojones. No correlation between penis size and muscularity though in my experience.
 
anya said:
I noticed that naturally beefier dudes always have bigger cojones. No correlation between penis size and muscularity though in my experience.
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do larger testicles have any sort of appeal to you?
 
anya said:
I noticed that naturally beefier dudes always have bigger cojones.
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Ofcourse.....
anya said:
No correlation between penis size and muscularity though in my experience.
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I've heard the same thing.
Experience? You a nurse or something?
 
How do you measure balls really?

Are you talking about how low they hang?
 
Shit, now I'm dying to know. I never felt "nut" inadequate before, but what if I just thought they were big, and really they are just average, or small. I might develop performance anxiety. Fuck.

I got to go back and find out who the bitch was that started this thread and kick his ass
 
Ok, this is fucking killing me. I don't want to go through life with average sized nuts

I don't have a ruler, but they are approximately

"______________" that big

Is that good or bad? Be honest, I have a date tomorrow, and I want to know if she's going to freak on me over how small my balls are. This is improtant. I'd rather not have sex again than be known as "Tiny Nuts" among her friends.Also, does ball size matter to chicks?
 
lol. Jersey art made a graphical representation of the size of his giggleberries. I am picturing them in that empty space right now. I also promise I'm not touching the screen whilst fondling myself either.

Ok, I don't promise, but like, don't worry about it and stuff ok?
 
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Mine are like that big/\/\/\/\/\

the size of large eggs
 
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Mine are like that big/\/\/\/\/\

the size of large eggs
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That's gotta be the most disgusting testicle I've ever seen.
 
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Mine are like that big/\/\/\/\/\

the size of large eggs
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LOL, its even got the little curly hairs
 
Tuc, you moron

They said testicles, not nipples. We already know how big your bitch tits are fat boy
 
anya said:
I noticed that naturally beefier dudes always have bigger cojones. No correlation between penis size and muscularity though in my experience.
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Not in my case. I have a nice size pecker but small balls, which suits me fine, because they don't get in the way and they don't hinder my ability to perform sexually since I'm always horny.
 
biteme said:
Not in my case. I have a nice size pecker but small balls, which suits me fine, because they don't get in the way and they don't hinder my ability to perform sexually since I'm always horny.
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LOL

I don't know why, that just cracks me up.

SF, if you read this , and wish to trade up, PM me
 
biteme said:
Not in my case. I have a nice size pecker but small balls, which suits me fine, because they don't get in the way and they don't hinder my ability to perform sexually since I'm always horny.
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My balls are so small I look like a eunoch, they are completely obscured by my monstrous unit.
 
anya said:
I noticed that naturally beefier dudes always have bigger cojones. No correlation between penis size and muscularity though in my experience.
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ahh yes ..the large sperm container....there in lies the paradox....how big does a pien-eye have to be to impregnate a chick? :nerd:
 
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Lyrics from the song "Tiger Woods" by: Dan Bern
(pretty funny song, go d/l it)

I got big balls
Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs

Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted
That was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was thirty-four
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say too soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon

And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring

And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine

But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
 
if you have enormous nuts you need to empty them wich means you need to blow your load more, thus; get laid more. having said that my balls are humongous. oh lord
 
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