My husbnd has had two, his first was about 3-4k in court costs and he lost his license for a year, but applied for a work license so he could drive to and from work. He didnt get anything else. Also we had to apply for SR22 insurance but that was only an extra 25 bucks a month. He didnt even get supervised probation. Nothing.
The SECOND time around was much worse but still not as bad as your situation.
You had it pretty bad for a first offense but I think thats good. You never did it again right? Missouri must be totally different. They treat it like a traffic ticket mostly.
The newspaper thing is hilarious. God Im glad they didnt do that to John. My parents would have died if they saw my husbands name in there. Johnny's parents knew about it, but my parents would freak if they knew my husband had two DUI's since we wed.