I am impressed that you recognized them as being gay!
You must hear them a lot in sentences down at the truckstop.
Like, "Hey slash, (overtly butch name) I got mojo now, so take that stick outta your ass, come here, and suck deeznuts!"
I am paraphrasing of course, you know your truckstop lingo better than we would.
The moral however is this....
Nobody went down to the truckstop to slap the donkey dick out of your mouth and make fun of your "twinkie" truckstop name, so don't step on peoples threads/posts and make fun of their names here!
Again....very impressed that you recognized the gayness in the names, because I never in a million years would have. But I guess when you hear something over and over while being filled out like an application, things kind of stick with ya.