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Hoss Is Looking For Drinks

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I AM A BEER MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH BUT I'VE DRANK VODKA BEFORE, STRAIGHT. I AM THINKING OF TRYING OUT A NEW ALCOHOL. RUM IS OKAY. DON'T LIKE WINE SO MUCH. WHAT ABOUT WHISKEY OR BRANDY? ANY RECOMMENDATIONS.

BY THE WAY I HATE MIXED DRINKS. GIVE THAT SHIT TO THE OL HOSS STRAIGHT.

2 TON HOSS
 
2 ton hoss said:
I AM A BEER MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH BUT I'VE DRANK VODKA BEFORE, STRAIGHT. I AM THINKING OF TRYING OUT A NEW ALCOHOL. RUM IS OKAY. DON'T LIKE WINE SO MUCH. WHAT ABOUT WHISKEY OR BRANDY? ANY RECOMMENDATIONS.

BY THE WAY I HATE MIXED DRINKS. GIVE THAT SHIT TO THE OL HOSS STRAIGHT.

2 TON HOSS

Hoss, trust me, you need to try the official drink of Burning Man... we call it Rocket Sauce... one part Gator Aid... one part Red bull... and a shit load of vodka or whatever else you have that is 80 proof.
 
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SofaGeorge said:


Hoss, trust me, you need to try the official drink of Burning Man... we call it Rocket Sauce... one part Gator Aid... one part Red bull... and a shit load of vodka or whatever else you have that is 80 proof.

SHIT...I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION TO MY POLICY. HOW MANY PARTS OF VODKA DO YOU PUT IN?

THANKS

2 TON HOSS
 
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2 ton hoss said:


SHIT...I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION TO MY POLICY. HOW MANY PARTS OF VODKA DO YOU PUT IN?

THANKS

2 TON HOSS

Pretty much as much as you got. It doesn't have to be too exact.
 
SofaGeorge said:


What's in a car bomb?

Irish Car Bomb
     - 1/2 pint(s) Guinness Beer
     - 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
     - 1/2 oz Irish Whiskey

Directions/Comments: Mix the Bailey's and the whiskey in a shot glass, drop it in the Guinness, and chug.
 
If you want something lite, I would go with a southern comfort and coke. If you want to get blitzed, I would gor for a liquid cocaine. It contains goldschlager, jaegermeister, rumplemintz, and 151
 
SOFA

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT CRAZY ASS FESTIVAL HELD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT!!! THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL OR SOME SHIT?



KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
SOFA

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT CRAZY ASS FESTIVAL HELD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT!!! THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL OR SOME SHIT?



KAYNE

Yup... go there every year. It is a rough experience... not for the feint at heart but damn worth every second.
 
Still some shine.

As much as I would laugh if you stilled it wrong and went blind, if you can make a good batch, the product is priceless. Ranger knows about it - but nobody seems to want to learn how to still properly.

Absinthe is also good stuff, but I use it solely for insight.
 
my favorite to take straight is southern comfort. that's some good fucking whiskey. good mixed with coke too. but i'll drink almost any liqour almost.
 
J-DAM said:


Irish Car Bomb
     - 1/2 pint(s) Guinness Beer
     - 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
     - 1/2 oz Irish Whiskey

Directions/Comments: Mix the Bailey's and the whiskey in a shot glass, drop it in the Guinness, and chug.

yes this is the proper car bomb. I've seen people just use bailey's with out the irish wisky. that's kid stuff.


2 ton hoss, just drink martini's. that'll do it every time. not those fancy chick drink martini's either. Dirty martini, up, with kettle one vodka, or grey goose, or belvedere vodka. drink 4 of those and call me in the morning.
 
SofaGeorge said:


Yup... go there every year. It is a rough experience... not for the feint at heart but damn worth every second.

I just read about burning man -- sounds like some wacked-out shit... lotsa fun though...

What stuff do you take to trade?

I'd like to try that out sometime; probably should find sitters for the kids though eh?
 
BTW Hoss, pull up a bottle of tequila.... you don't need to mix that with anything. Make sure it's gold label though.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
Still some shine.

As much as I would laugh if you stilled it wrong and went blind, if you can make a good batch, the product is priceless. Ranger knows about it - but nobody seems to want to learn how to still properly.

Absinthe is also good stuff, but I use it solely for insight.


actually some 200 proof plumb shine will put you down quick;ly... i kinda liked it when i tried it.
 
HERE IS SOME

1. SILK PANTIES (shooter)

3/4 peach schnapps
3/4 sambuca


2. IRISH SPRING

1 oz Irish Whiskey
1/2 peach brandy
1 oz o.j.
1 oz sour mix

3. IRISH WHISKEY AND SODA

1.5 oz Irish whiskey
6 oz club soda

4. Scarlet O' HARA

1.5 oz Southern Comfort
cranberry juice cocktail

5. SCOTCH STONE SOUR

1.5 oz scotch whiskey
3/4 lemon juice
1 tsp. sugar
1.5 oz o.j.

6. SEA BREEZE

1.5 vodka
3 oz cranberry juice cocktail
3 oz grapefruit juice

7. 7&7

1.5 oz Seagram's 7 blend whiskey
7-up

8. SEX ON THE BEACH (GIRLY DRINK BUT IT'S GOOD)

3/4 oz peach snapps
3/4 vodka
3 oz pineapple juice or grapefruit juice
3 oz cran. berry juice

9. KAMIKAZE

1. oz vodka
1 oz triple sec
1 oz lemon juice

10. GRASSHOPPER

1 oz green creme de menthe
1 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz light cream

11. HURRICANE

1 oz light rum
1 oz gold rum
1/2 oz passion fruit syrup
1/2 oz fresh lime juice

12. AMERICAN BEAUTY

3/4 brandy
3/4 dry vermouth
1/2 grenadine
3/4 o.j.
1/2 creme de menthe

Try buying a bartending mixed drinks book and try them out. It's kind of fun. I was a champ once at mixing drink.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
Congratulations fistfullofhomosexualdrinkrecipes, you have just earned your pink panty medal for providing us with the most flaming list of drinks ever concocted.

Wear it proudly.

Oh my fucking god. :lmao: :rolly:
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
Congratulations fistfullofhomosexualdrinkrecipes, you have just earned your pink panty medal for providing us with the most flaming list of drinks ever concocted.

Wear it proudly.


THANKS, I will try to be tough like you and post under a retarded handle name and talk about killing people. Then maybe I can come up with tougher drinks. You sound like a bad mother fucker.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


How about you go to this link

http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=joke

And those drinks were pretty weak, you have to admit. No need to get all riled about it.

Menstruation is a bitch.

Like I said, maybe if i post under a name like yours and talk about killing people then I might be tough like you and then maybe I will post drinks to your liking. Or maybe you can kill yourself mother fucker.
 
fistfullofsteel said:


Like I said, maybe if i post under a name like yours and talk about killing people then I might be tough like you and then maybe I will post drinks to your liking. Or maybe you can kill yourself mother fucker.

Ok man, if this is going to be an adequate comeback war, then you're going to have to do better then that...I mean, repeating the same line? Spelling out the entire word 'mother fucker'? What is this, kindergarten? Get some better flames. I had high hopes for this one.
 
fistfullofsteel said:


Like I said, maybe if i post under a name like yours and talk about killing people then I might be tough like you and then maybe I will post drinks to your liking. Or maybe you can kill yourself mother fucker.

You like to say mother fucker.

Maybe this explains your horrid luck with women and why you bitch so much about them - they think you're gay. I would too if I saw you drinking a "Silk Panties."

Has nothing to do with being "tough" - which I never claimed, assumption man.

Maybe if I post under a name like yours, I'll lose the ability to detect a joke, start drinking fruity drinks, and become a misogynist.

Then, as you mentioned, I probably would kill myself.

Have a good one, Cochise.
 
ladymacbeth said:


Ok man, if this is going to be an adequate comeback war, then you're going to have to do better then that...I mean, repeating the same line? Spelling out the entire word 'mother fucker'? What is this, kindergarten? Get some better flames. I had high hopes for this one.

i am not here for your entertainment purposes so i could care less if i dissappointed you. go play with your vibrator, it's much more entertaining.
 
fistfullofsteel said:


i am not here for your entertainment purposes so i could care less if i dissappointed you. go play with your vibrator, it's much more entertaining.

How many times have you said this to a girl?
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


You like to say mother fucker.

Maybe this explains your horrid luck with women and why you bitch so much about them - they think you're gay. I would too if I saw you drinking a "Silk Panties."

Has nothing to do with being "tough" - which I never claimed, assumption man.

Maybe if I post under a name like yours, I'll lose the ability to detect a joke, start drinking fruity drinks, and become a misogynist.

Then, as you mentioned, I probably would kill myself.

Have a good one, Cochise.

I don't care if you were joking or not asshole. Keep it to youself.

I don't drink anymore so you need to shut the fuck up. Just cause I list them doesn't mean I drink them.

I will have a good one if you cut your arms off and jump into a pool of alcohol. See, now I am Satanic like you. I am really funny now.
 
fistfullofsteel said:

I am really funny now.

Well, not yet, but if you take the right supps, train a little harder, and work that mouth, it could really happen for you someday. Keep up the good work!
 
ladymacbeth said:


Well, not yet, but if you take the right supps, train a little harder, and work that mouth, it could really happen for you someday. Keep up the good work!


And maybe if have a really nice car, and have a really nice house and 7 figure bank account. That would help out too. Or maybe I could think, they are all a bunch of skanks and they can all fuck themselves.
 
fistfullofsteel said:



No, I dare not put on you the unemployment line.

Ok, look Mr. Popularity... if I wanted to hear from an ass like you I would have farted... step off!

go drink a pretty pink panties.. oh yeah you dont drink em, you wear em... you are a homo just like the goat slayer said.
 
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Steroid_Virgin said:


Ok, look Mr. Popularity... if I wanted to hear from an ass like you I would have farted... step off!

go drink a pretty pink panties.. oh yeah you dont drink em, you wear em... you are a homo just like the goat slayer said.


LOOK Fag boy is upset and needs join in because he got schooled by me in an arguement and gets schooled by Matt all the time so he needs to jump in and get his pathetic attacks in while he can.
 
MANLY DRINKS

By popular demand :D

RUSTY NAILS

1. scotch
2. Drambuie

BOILERMAKER

2 oz whiskey
1 glass of beer

GODFATHER

1.5 oz scotch
3/4 oz amaretto
 
fistfullofsteel said:



LOOK Fag boy is upset and needs join in because he got schooled by me in an arguement and gets schooled by Matt all the time so he needs to jump in and get his pathetic attacks in while he can.

Matt sucks my jock.... dont be a know it all like him loser boy...
 
fistfullofsteel said:



And maybe if have a really nice car, and have a really nice house and 7 figure bank account. That would help out too. Or maybe I could think, they are all a bunch of skanks and they can all fuck themselves.

I was talking about improving your sense of humor, not getting chicks, assjabber.
 
Steroid_Virgin said:


Matt sucks my jock.... dont be a know it all like him loser boy...

i am no where near being a know it all nor do i try to be.

as for calling me a loser boy. i take it has a compliment since it is coming from you.
 
4 Horsemen

1oz. Jim Bean 1oz. Jack Daniels 1oz Johnny Walker 1oz. Jose Cuervo, this drink is rough but it is for the big boy and ladies....
 
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