hooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! internet dating is not teh suck!

[puddlemonkey]

So out of boredom the other day I signed up for a little internet dating. I threw down some witty one liners in my profile, couple pics, mentioned my age and the fact that I've never been married, am kidless, etc., and now I've got pretty much every woman within a 50 mile radius all up in my grill! They're like vultures!!! Are all single women my age this desperate? I'm use to dealing with the youngens, 21-24, and not the 28-34 age group. How am I, as a guy, not suppose to take FULL advantage of this?

 

[the_alcatraz]

be the vulture...yet act as the prey

 

[NEO1]

Learn you have young padawahn. Strong the force is. Have sex you must.

So out of boredom the other day I signed up for a little internet dating. I threw down some witty one liners in my profile, couple pics, mentioned my age and the fact that I've never been married, am kidless, etc., and now I've got pretty much every woman within a 50 mile radius all up in my grill! They're like vultures!!! Are all single women my age this desperate? I'm use to dealing with the youngens, 21-24, and not the 28-34 age group. How am I, as a guy, not suppose to take FULL advantage of this?

 

[SaladFork]

I lasted 1 day on Match.com... Match is 95% fat bitches.

 

[drsketch]

Did you find some internet hookers on craigslist?

haha

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you find some internet hookers on craigslist?

haha

No point in paying for it if all these bishes are just gonna throw it at me

 

[puddlemonkey]

I lasted 1 day on Match.com... Match is 95% fat bitches.

I'm not on match, but I've already gotten some of those. You can always tell though, they'll post nothing more than a head shot, and they are holding the camera high to hide the extra chins. Smoke and mirrors baby, smoke and mirrors.

 

[Beachboy6294]

lol!!! I have the same problem because I look so young I always date younger womenz so I guess if I went online that may happen too but you have the never married and no kids going for you until you tell them that you never want kids and hate them. You put a real pic or a monkey one? lol

 

[drsketch]

I lasted 1 day on Match.com... Match is 95% fat bitches.

Fat bitches need lovin too... hit it and dont tell anyone.

 

[Basikstylz]

lol!!! I have the same problem because I look so young I always date younger womenz so I guess if I went online that may happen too but you have the never married and no kids going for you until you tell them that you never want kids and hate them. You put a real pic or a monkey one? lol

See puddles would prolly use that to his benefit... girl starts getting to clingy... he'll just tell em... "I don't want kids... If you get preggers u're going to the clinic.... and it wouldn't be the first time."


I bet he left his several visits to the baby removal clinic off his profile.