hooooooooooooooooly sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! internet dating is not teh suck!

[Basikstylz]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to PuddleMonkey again.

 

[all the whey]

So out of boredom the other day I signed up for a little internet dating. I threw down some witty one liners in my profile, couple pics, mentioned my age and the fact that I've never been married, am kidless, etc., and now I've got pretty much every woman within a 50 mile radius all up in my grill! They're like vultures!!! Are all single women my age this desperate? I'm use to dealing with the youngens, 21-24, and not the 28-34 age group. How am I, as a guy, not suppose to take FULL advantage of this?

100 times more likely to get "accidently" knocked up!!!

Their clock is ticking, or they need to secure someone to pay for their current "accidents".

 

[AAP]

I still get messages from men and women on a nudist website I put a profile on last year.

Thing is, I don't have a picture, nor do I have most of the profile info filled in. No age, no body type, no height, no weight...

I still get messages from people wanting to hook up. I guess nudists are overly horny all day long.

 

[the_alcatraz]

100 times more likely to get "accidently" knocked up!!!

Their clock is ticking, or they need to secure someone to pay for their current "accidents".

lololololoololloo

 

[the_alcatraz]

I still get messages from men and women on a nudist website I put a profile on last year.

Thing is, I don't have a picture, nor do I have most of the profile info filled in. No age, no body type, no height, no weight...

I still get messages from people wanting to hook up. I guess nudists are overly horny all day long.

 

[-Ariel-]

be the vulture...yet act as the prey

+1 and this wasn't in my quotes thread...

 

[the_alcatraz]

+1 and this wasn't in my quotes thread...

you want my quotes? lol...I thought you want famous people quotes...I'm not famous...

 

[Mavafanculo]

tell them you're very busy, but you'll be happy to go on a webcam date

 

[Dial_tone]

Internet dating should just be called internet fucking, cuz thats what it really is. It's meeting chicks in a bar, without the smoke filled....but still the alcohol since a lot of people still lie.

 

[heatherrae]

I lasted 1 day on Match.com... Match is 95% fat bitches.

fat girls need lovins too.