Homer Speaks

[Hannibal]

"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."

 

[Hannibal]

"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."

 

[Freak Show]

"I think I speak for everyone when I say, when is the ice cream getting here?"

 

[Hannibal]

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

 

[kunta]

"ooohhh are you gonna get the dogs, or the bee's, or the dogs with bee's in their mouth and when they bark they sting you"

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

"ooohhh are you gonna get the dogs, or the bee's, or the dogs with bee's in their mouth and when they bark they sting you"

^Classic quote.

*young Homer? pointing at stomach*

"Food goes in here."

 

[Freak Show]

"Lisa if the Bible has taught us anything else, which it hasn't,
it's that girls should stick to girls sports like hot oil wrestling, and foxy boxing and such and such. "

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

"ooohhh are you gonna get the dogs, or the bee's, or the dogs with bee's in their mouth and when they bark they sting you"

i love that shit!

 

[tripleV]

Kids, you tried and failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try

 

[tripleV]

why bother going out, if we're only gonna end up right back here!