Holy crapballs. I just got a free pretzel.

[from zero]

Philly pretzel baby, cause the dude at Tom and Olga's said I was a nice guy. I fucking rule.

 

[jerkbox]

he was hitting on you bor.

 

[Bullit]

A little heads up... "shitballs" = funny, "crapballs" = unfunny.

 

[from zero]

Shut up fags.

 

[gonelifting]

Can I have half?

 

[onerepmaximum]

It's your lucky day, go play the lottery.

 

[Deterass]

Philly pretzel baby, cause the dude at Tom and Olga's said I was a nice guy. I fucking rule.

He knows your da man! He would have gave me two of them!

 

[RottenWillow]

he probably spunked on it.

The fiirst rule of Fight Club......

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

allow me: WIB

 

[the nature boy]

a pretzel for a blowjob? you got jipped.

 

[jerkbox]

maybe he stink-palmed it like in Mallrats

 

[from zero]

I fucking hate all of you.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I fucking hate all of you.

Ouch!

 

[jerkbox]

Ouch!

so, did you find any pubes in that pretzel? or a coating of man relish perhaps?

 

[from zero]

so, did you find any pubes in that pretzel? or a coating of man relish perhaps?

Oh yeah, all over it. It was delicious.

 

[jerkbox]

Oh yeah, all over it. It was delicious.

man, you are extra salty today....kind of like the white fluid that was all over that free pretzel