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OMEGA

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this is a mail I got from this lady that I am suppost to see soon.

any thoughts?


>Hey, I had a dream last night....kinda like a premonition, and when
>I have them I'm usually right, so....
>
>Tell me, how old are you REALLY?? If you tell the truth now, I won't
>hold it against you....if not, then....well, that would be a bad
thing,
> and I know you're a kind, honest person, right??
>
>As for tonite (assuming you've told me how old you really are--and
you're
>at least over 18;), I got a sitter and we're all set. I'm dropping
>Sam off at 6:00, so I can meet you anytime after that. Hey, maybe we
>can find that sea organ?? No matter what, I'm wearing gloves this
time:)
>
>Are you in school today? I'm at work on break...calm, cool day
today:)
>
>Later Gator:)
>
>Barbara
>
>
 
polarpixie said:
Omega....what's a sea organ?
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I don't know......... :confused:

But as long as I have a pretty lady who is intelligent around my arm...

I 'll look at a scots man with bag pipes:)

thanks Pink.....

I just emailed her the truth.....I a wait a reply.......;)
 
OMEGA said:



I don't know......... :confused:

But as long as I have a pretty lady who is intelligent around my arm...

I 'll look at a scots man with bag pipes:)

thanks Pink.....

I just emailed her the truth.....I a wait a reply.......;)
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LOL!!! Maybe she meant 'sea urchin' cuz those have thorny spikes....

Hey, good luck. Sounds like she likes ya, just doesn't wanna be lied to.
 
The Nature Boy said:
uh did you edit the email? she talks about a dream then goes into something else. help me analyze.
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no I did not edit it.

by I think her suppossed dream .......................................................... was just to confirm that I was not 27.

which is what I originally said....

I am barely 23;)

and she is 32.....
 
OMEGA said:


no I did not edit it.

by I think her suppossed dream .......................................................... was just to confirm that I was not 27.

which is what I originally said....

I am barely 23;)

and she is 32.....
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she already knows you're not 27 if she's saying that. say you're 23, why not. let's say you're liking this woman, eventually she's gonna find out.

at least you have dates, both of mine are pretty much not happening now. :(
 
OMEGA said:


But why Nature????....:confused:
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today I got in late from Kansas City, and I didn't want to have a late night since I have lots of errands to do tomorrow, plus I'm mentally drained from being in that damn airport. I waited in line a friggin hour to get my flight.

Tomorrow, I don't know, but I haven't heard from her in 2 days. So I'm assuming I'm getting the ditch. Maybe she has a good reason, I don't know. <sigh>
 
The Nature Boy said:

today I got in late from Kansas City, and I didn't want to have a late night since I have lots of errands to do tomorrow, plus I'm mentally drained from being in that damn airport. I waited in line a friggin hour to get my flight.

Tomorrow, I don't know, but I haven't heard from her in 2 days. So I'm assuming I'm getting the ditch. Maybe she has a good reason, I don't know. <sigh>
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hey don't jump the gun mentally NATURE....it's only been 2 days right?

this is what I emailed the woman....kind of straight to the point



preminition ha?
>>
>> a) you either had a preminition
>> or
>>
>> b) you looked under my user profile on the site.
>>
>> either way you are right.......=)'
>>
>> 23 is the age......the rest is up to you
>>
 
OMEGA said:


preminition ha?
>>
>> a) you either had a preminition
>> or
>>
>> b) you looked under my user profile on the site.
>>
>> either way you are right.......=)'
>>
>> 23 is the age......the rest is up to you
>>
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can I ask what site? if you want to keep that private I totally understand.
 
The Nature Boy said:


can I ask what site? if you want to keep that private I totally understand.
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elite brother.:)





this just in.....
<telegraph noise>



>So, what time are we getting together?? You know, you are due for a
>spanking now:)
>>> >You know you wanted to get caught;)
>> >
>> >
 
cool

this is what I wrote.




>> >You know you wanted to get caught;)
>> >
>> >
>>
>> yep your kewel in my book .........aces all the way
>>
>>
>> is 8:30 too late....hope not =(
>>
>> let me know....
>>
>> also can I pick you up?
>>
>> I still need driving lessons from adults :)
>>
 
OMEGA said:
cool

this is what I wrote.




>> >You know you wanted to get caught;)
>> >
>> >
>>
>> yep your kewel in my book .........aces all the way
>>
>>
>> is 8:30 too late....hope not =(
>>
>> let me know....
>>
>> also can I pick you up?
>>
>> I still need driving lessons from adults :)
>>
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you should say something about ordering from the kids menu.
 
OMEGA said:


kY huh?


ehhhhhhh......a little to fast for me:angel:

I like kisses and hugs first;)
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Sweetie! :)

Haha...I knew she'd go for ya...just from the way she worded things in that email. Hope you have a good time.:D

This guy I like is into older women too...and they all seem to just loooooove him!!! Too bad he and I are the same age!!! I am so much cuter and more fun than her!!! **super ultra frustrated here** Good for you but....damn those older women!!! Can I just send them all to you so they'll leave this guy alone??? Sorry...I'm going off on a tangent now...


Hey Nature...someone just said they wouldn't want to burn monkeys on SNL. Literally. She said "I wouldn't want to burn monkeys."
 
thanks for the material nature......I going to use that one;)

kids menu ha!!!!!


polar pixie........for christ sake ask your self why is he in to older women.........

answer..........confidence and no emotional games........

distinguish yourself from the rest and he'll realize that your the best:)



this just in....and I am off

good night and thanks for the sharing guys:)

>You mean you still need someone over 25 to drive with you??;)
>
>8:30's fine. That'll give me some time to study and I won't have to
>=
>feel guilty.
>
>Well, you know how to get to U**F, right? Right across from the
coffee
>=
>shop (you remember the one, don't you?:), is a street that looks like
>it =
>goes behind the hospital..well, it does, and then up to my house. The
>=
>street is called Me***** *** Way. Go all the way to the top, and
>=
>once you can't go anymore, you'll be looking at my apartment building.
> =
>Mine is #1**1--the first one on the left.
>
>How should I dress?
>
>I'm logging off the computer, so call me and let me know:) 415/***-
>3534
>
>Ciao Bello!
>
>Barbara
>
 
OMEGA said:
>
>I'm logging off the computer, so call me and let me know:) 415/***-
>3534

>
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I know what I'm doing tonight. I'm going to call every possible combination using those numbers above. When the person picks up I'm gonna say, in a 3rd graders voice

"Hi Ms Barbara, can I talk to OMEGA?"
 
OMEGA said:
polar pixie........for christ sake ask your self why is he in to older women.........

answer..........confidence and no emotional games........
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Hey Thanks Omega!!! :) I don't play emotional games tho. I'm probably too honest. I think what I need to do is borrow adopt a kid, I think he likes that. LOL!


Nature.......:rolleyes: .....................:FRlol: (I had the same idea!!)
 
Rub tomato sauce and angel hair pasta all over yourself.. then when she lifts up your shirt.. stand straight up and start singing the National Anthem... she will think you are really hot. You can then proceed with the floppy anadrol melons.
 
ha....
Nature nuts and Dballer funny stuff!


I am barely awake but feeling fine.....


:)

Ever heard the term......."to be drunk on women"

I swear to you it's possible.

I only had one glass of wine, and she does not drink cus she does not like it.

and both of us were high........

a not so common and wonderful feeling.


we made sponatiuos plans and ate at a great small classy Thai restuarant. and again great convo....

we went back to her place cus we rented a movie.

the new version of LE MISERABLES.......nice movie with a lot of heart.

I don't think we wathced a consecutive 5 minutes of it though;)

there are so many styles, moods and movements, and cadences of the kiss that are possible, it is truly one of the most simple, complex, and wonderful things you can do with a person.:heart:

at that point words are uneccessary..........
 
OMEGA said:
there are so many styles, moods and movements, and cadences of the kiss that are possible, it is truly one of the most simple, complex, and wonderful things you can do with a person.:heart:

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Uh I told OMEGA to type that. Kinda like that book with the guy with the big nose that helped that dude hook up with babe. Isn't it obvious that I'm good with the words?
 
OMEGA said:
Ever heard the term......."to be drunk on women"

I swear to you it's possible.

.............
there are so many styles, moods and movements, and cadences of the kiss that are possible, it is truly one of the most simple, complex, and wonderful things you can do with a person.:heart:

at that point words are uneccessary..........
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*sigh*.....Do you have a twin? (Not an evil one tho!)
 
The Nature Boy said:
It was me who wrote that crap for OMEGA!!!! DAMN!!
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hey Don Quioti Nuts!!!!

stop cock blocking........

you definatly help with the mind state...

but some of the words like ,

and,

the,

and of, are all mine in the above !! I tell you all mine!!
:)
 
Hey.....I didn't get a kiss.....:(


So...Nature Boy is it? So he is all about the wooden leg and fun and games huh? I guess I might be able to have some fun with a wooden leg too....maybe we can play practical jokes on people....or work on a street performer act together....or soak the wooden leg in water and watch it expand.......
 
well thanks for the help guys

it put me in the right frame of mind

and since I have been like a little giddy school girl by sharing all of this....I might as well finish with the last installment of what she wrote me this morning.

the breaks in the paragraphs are what I asked her...and she answers them...........


>
>Good morning,
>
>Sorry to hear you're feelin' bad....Do you need a nurse? I feel =
>great!:)....even my upper lip does;)
>
>> you should be regulated by the FDA.........
>
>...just as long as I'm not regulated by child protective services;)
>
>I had a great time too. I swear, I could listen to you for hours
(among
>=
>other things). You are a very special person. I'm glad you lied about
>=
>your age, or I never would have gone out with you in the first =
>place:)......but now you've filled your quota, so no more (the lies,
> =
>that is)!
>
>> also I wont bring my petty little complex next time ....:)
>
>Bring whatever you like.....you'll feel comfortable in time...it =
>wouldn't be called a complex if you could just make it go away at =
>whim...that would be a "simple":)
>
>> let me know how you are.......
>
>I'm terrific. Gonna get ready to take Sam to Taekwondo in a minute.
> I =
>think I'm going to cancel my plans for tonite so I can stay home and
>=
>study....maybe during a study-break, I can actually watch our movie:)
> =
>Sam has another sleep-over (her social life is better than mine!), so
>=
>I'll get lots done.
>>
>> oh and next time when we go to a resturant we have to go to one
with
>=
>a
>> kids menu, cus that one last night confused the heck out of me
>>
>Awe, you should have told me! I would have read it to you. Or, I'm
>=
>sure they musta had some Mac'n Cheese in there somewhere. I'm sure
>that =
>guy would have gone to the store and bought some especially for us:)
>
>Thanks agian for a great (delicious) evening. Like I said, I'll
likely
>=
>be home tonite, so give me a call if ya like. I hope you have a great
>=
>day. I hope you can come out and play again, soon:)
>
>Talk to you later,
>Barbara
>
 
NO you da man OMEGA. You have an older woman after you and I'm stuck with this 17 year old girl who wants me to bang her but I'm 29. Girl had a fake I.D. and would use it at the club I worked at. I knew she was young but not that young. She'd talk to me while I worked the door but never though of her as anything more than a little sister.
This girl talks dirtier than most women my age LOL. Fuck why is it always jailbait that trys to temp you when you haven't had sex in a while LOL. I think I'll just continue to play the BIG Brother role on this one
 
Island Son said:
Damn OMEGA you're money. G-money :D
Absolute proof that good guys don't finish last
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thanks Island

that is a nice thing to say.

we should all just be ourselves.

esp. if your a good guy.

becasue we are all aware of the filth and depravity in the real world.

childish games, materialistic lifstyle the whole bit.

and sometimes we go about our business with a defeatist mentality, or we are trying to save everyone.

the key is not to try at all:)

thanks again for the nice words bro
 
SD Raver

wait till she's a 18;)

by then you would have been freinds for for a while.

and then a nice relationship could ensue if it's like that.
 
The Nature Boy said:
hey buddy, does she know you're posting her PM's on here? Just curious.
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actually in retrospect I thought this thread may have been a little too much info....but really it's not.

so I told her about it, and she laughed her ass off.....in a harmless manner:)

so no she has no prob. with it
 
ok last public installment:)

I know for some this thread was gayer than a three dolla bill

but I thought this was helpful in putting me in the right mood


here ya go

>
>Hiya Handsome:)
>
>Have a great day, will ya?
>
>I can't wait to taste you lips again!
>
>Barbara:)
>
>
 
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