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HappyScrappy

HappyScrappy

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there is one really cute girl here at work... and I was just told that I have a project assignment where I will have to work closely with her for over a week and will have to teach her Flash.

hot damn.

on the good side I have a wonderful girlfriend and there is probably some policy here that would prevent anything from being able to happen...

don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare ....
 
If you can't do the job, maybe I can try :D
 
At work I won't talk to anyone at work. I only communicate through interpretive dance and obscene getures.
 
You can be cool and wear "shades" so nobody sees what you are looking at... Just say you got your eyes dilated or something, everyday..

on another note: Just because you are on a diet, doesnt mean you can't look at the menu..
 
HappyScrappy said:
there is one really cute girl here at work... and I was just told that I have a project assignment where I will have to work closely with her for over a week and will have to teach her Flash.

hot damn.

on the good side I have a wonderful girlfriend and there is probably some policy here that would prevent anything from being able to happen...

don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare don't stare ....
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HAHA........temptation in the best of forms. :)

The good thing is everybody where I work is 35+....

Fonz
 
"How about I INSERT my SQL into your LOOP?"
 
i know you have been practicing the same dance austin powers did in the original movie, pretending your co worker is a fem bot....

even got the same music don'tcha?
 
they keep teaching me things I already know... oh well, at least it is making me look really bright.
this whole week has been like "learning to walk" and I'm kicking ass at it.
 
Happy scrappy will be playing the following song while teaching his coworker flash
:o

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I´m feeling down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don´t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don´t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You´re the one who makes me happy honey
You´re the sun who makes me shine
When you´re around I´m always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I´d do anything for you
I don´t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
I don´t want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
I don´t want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
 
actually he will be listening to the modifiec NY muscle version... the chorus is "when i think about me... i touch myself"
 
LOL

also, this chick is pretty skinny - I'll bet she is bulimic - for some reason they tend to get big racks and skinny bodies.

as for what natty said, if anyone ever touches me, I scream "BAD TOUCH" and smack myself on the side of my head while rocking back and forth, cowering in the fetal position.
 
do you keep a red notebook and make notes when people bad touch you?

can you count the number of matchsticks that fall from a box and hit the floor?
 
red notebooks make me wet myself... actually, most anything makes me go "wet wet" as I call it. I will tug on the sleeves of people passing by and point to my wetness and say "wet wet."

as for matchsticks, no. I can't count. or read.
 
I just had a meeting with her.
good lord.

I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend
 
she was wearing a sweater or something.
I was mostly checking out her eyes nose and forehead.

just looking, no dirty thoughts. well... mostly none.
 
lol - nah was just talking to her and was trying to keep my focus in the business area.
I love my gf and my job - not gonna fuck that up :)
 
Don't you just love it when you are introduced to some woman with cleavage or a huge breasts.
You go to shake her hand and repeat the mantra... LOOK IN HER EYES.. LOOK IN HER EYES..
 
this girl doesn't even have huge knockers, they are just normal sized. but it is impressive on someone so little (skinny).
and I don't think she is bulemic after talking to her and staring at her nose - she seems healthy. nice person.
 
Well then, corral your testicle and just enjoy being around her without worrying about F'ing up your relations...

I worry all the time about sending the wrong signals in this situation.

Get to know her and grow to respect her and then it will be easier to work with her without thinking like a testicle all the time..
 
HappyScrappy said:
this girl doesn't even have huge knockers, they are just normal sized. but it is impressive on someone so little (skinny).
and I don't think she is bulemic after talking to her and staring at her nose - she seems healthy. nice person.
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Staring at her nose? Is that like inspecting the teeth on a horse? What about her gap? is it wide and loose of high and tight?
 
Y_Lifter said:
Don't you just love it when you are introduced to some woman with cleavage or a huge breasts.
You go to shake her hand and repeat the mantra... LOOK IN HER EYES.. LOOK IN HER EYES..
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I think all guys have to do that.

CK, they just met. I don't think he has seen her gap yet.:licker:
 
CrimsonKing said:



Staring at her nose? Is that like inspecting the teeth on a horse? What about her gap? is it wide and loose of high and tight?
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haven't noticed any gap yet, today was the first day of pants, the rest were all longer skirt days.
I'm not entirely sure, but I think she changed her hair color in this week, but I didn't want to bring it up b/c I always feel like the girl will think I'm hitting on her if I mention these things.

she has a real breathy voice too, it is kinda strange, and kinda hot.
 
There are hot girl programmers out there? :lmao: Hahaha....

You had me going for a second. Nice one.
 
guessing your gf doesnt read the boards now...?
 
HappyScrappy said:
there is one really cute girl here at work... and I was just told that I have a project assignment where I will have to work closely with her for over a week and will have to teach her Flash.

hot damn.

on the good side I have a wonderful girlfriend and there is probably some policy here that would prevent anything from being able to happen...
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i dont see the problem here. there's tons of jobs out there, and even more girlfriends.
 
LOL
I like this job though - great hours and good pay for those hours.

and I really like this girlfriend - which is a different one Danielson
(not that I didn't like the others)
 
ahhh....i was wondering why you were repeadtedly shooting yourself in the foot on this thread ;)

depends how serious u are with your gf. if ur relationshio is defined as exclusive, suck it up, be nice and friendly to this hot girl your teaching (the fact your teaching her makes it *so* taboo :D) but dont do anything. u can do it. focus on her bad points. :)
 
HappyScrappy said:
yeah, I'm not doing anything at all - I just like to joke about it.

she is cute, but nothing is gonna happen.
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<whilst winking> ofcourse nothing is gonna happen.

<thinking of his track record, unemployment and single again real soon>
 
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