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HHH is looking pathetic as hell...
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He is downright frightening physique wise down... his tits are sagging with loose skin at the bottom.
I would love to challenge him to a Winner Writes WWE Scripts For A Year match....
After dispatching his sorry ass, I would instigate the following changes effective IMMEDIATELY in the WWE...
* If your last name is McMahon... GET THE FUCK OFF TV.
* HHH himself would be required to get a new ring entrance music in place of that boring Motorhead... and he would definately do away with the lame water spewing thing.
* Undertaker could leave that fucking bike in the back. There is nothing sillier than watching a so called "bad ass" come out, roll down a ramp, slowly - painstakingly slowly - navigate 3 corners of a wrestling ring, park the bike, do his match and then (what you don't see at commercial time), try for 10 minutes to get the damn thing started again. I keep hoping that during a match, a fan at ringside will push it over.
* Fire the Big Goof.. oh, I mean Big Show... hire him again, just so I could fire his ass again. Hell he has had more pushes than a wheel chair bound war hero... and nothing results from them.
* I would give Eddie G, Benoit, Tajiri, and Jericho the opportunity to move up in the limelight.
* I would make Randy Orton WORK his way up the ladder... taking losses the whole time.
* I would bring back piledrivers and high impact moves.
* I would bring back title reigns that meant something... cause they lasted longer than until the next pay per view.
I would love to challenge him to a Winner Writes WWE Scripts For A Year match....
After dispatching his sorry ass, I would instigate the following changes effective IMMEDIATELY in the WWE...
* If your last name is McMahon... GET THE FUCK OFF TV.
* HHH himself would be required to get a new ring entrance music in place of that boring Motorhead... and he would definately do away with the lame water spewing thing.
* Undertaker could leave that fucking bike in the back. There is nothing sillier than watching a so called "bad ass" come out, roll down a ramp, slowly - painstakingly slowly - navigate 3 corners of a wrestling ring, park the bike, do his match and then (what you don't see at commercial time), try for 10 minutes to get the damn thing started again. I keep hoping that during a match, a fan at ringside will push it over.
* Fire the Big Goof.. oh, I mean Big Show... hire him again, just so I could fire his ass again. Hell he has had more pushes than a wheel chair bound war hero... and nothing results from them.
* I would give Eddie G, Benoit, Tajiri, and Jericho the opportunity to move up in the limelight.
* I would make Randy Orton WORK his way up the ladder... taking losses the whole time.
* I would bring back piledrivers and high impact moves.
* I would bring back title reigns that meant something... cause they lasted longer than until the next pay per view.
Lift Chief
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What gay man watches wrestling?
Something is awry here.
Something is awry here.
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I could'nt agree moe Double A. Eddie Guerrerro would be World Champ. He is that damn good. I think he is the best all around talent in the WWE. I would definetly bring back the PILEDRIVER. I was thinking that last night while watching Smackdown. Orndorff used to have one of the best in the business.
big_bad_buff
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bring back the buff bagwell and scott steiner tag team. those guys were great together
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Don't you mean the "BIG SLOW" Double A? I hate that fucker.
I would fire Triple H.
Make Flair get back in shape or wrestle with a shirt on. He is disgusting, even though a legend.
Hire Perry Saturn back and let him be him. Not some moron.
Have Tazz start wrestling again, and give him the push he deserved!!
Definetely the McMahon's have to go.
Have more noveltie matches. Chain matches, leather strap matches, barb wire matches, lumberjack matches.
I would fire Triple H.
Make Flair get back in shape or wrestle with a shirt on. He is disgusting, even though a legend.
Hire Perry Saturn back and let him be him. Not some moron.
Have Tazz start wrestling again, and give him the push he deserved!!
Definetely the McMahon's have to go.
Have more noveltie matches. Chain matches, leather strap matches, barb wire matches, lumberjack matches.
Maybe I am old school... but I remember when wrestling was about wrestling... not gimmicks, not tshirts, not chants, but the ability to get in there and sell the pain and action to the crowd. Not like Big Show in there, 7' tall, one fist to his head has him staggering around like a wino on roller blades...
I remember when a bodyslam outside the ring on the concrete could finish a foe off long enough to roll back in the ring and get the pin. Ramming someone's head in the steel post or hitting them with a chair guranteed your opponent left on a stretcher. Nowdays, multiple whacks will barely get you a two count. I remember when the abdominal stretch was actually a submission move. When loaded elbow pads were favored over canes and such. When a title change... even something low like the TV title was MAJOR NEWS. When there were true tag teams... not superstar individuals pair together.
Sigh.... I could make wrestling great once again...
I remember when a bodyslam outside the ring on the concrete could finish a foe off long enough to roll back in the ring and get the pin. Ramming someone's head in the steel post or hitting them with a chair guranteed your opponent left on a stretcher. Nowdays, multiple whacks will barely get you a two count. I remember when the abdominal stretch was actually a submission move. When loaded elbow pads were favored over canes and such. When a title change... even something low like the TV title was MAJOR NEWS. When there were true tag teams... not superstar individuals pair together.
Sigh.... I could make wrestling great once again...
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