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HHH is looking pathetic as hell...

He is downright frightening physique wise down... his tits are sagging with loose skin at the bottom.

I would love to challenge him to a Winner Writes WWE Scripts For A Year match....

After dispatching his sorry ass, I would instigate the following changes effective IMMEDIATELY in the WWE...

* If your last name is McMahon... GET THE FUCK OFF TV.

* HHH himself would be required to get a new ring entrance music in place of that boring Motorhead... and he would definately do away with the lame water spewing thing.

* Undertaker could leave that fucking bike in the back. There is nothing sillier than watching a so called "bad ass" come out, roll down a ramp, slowly - painstakingly slowly - navigate 3 corners of a wrestling ring, park the bike, do his match and then (what you don't see at commercial time), try for 10 minutes to get the damn thing started again. I keep hoping that during a match, a fan at ringside will push it over.

* Fire the Big Goof.. oh, I mean Big Show... hire him again, just so I could fire his ass again. Hell he has had more pushes than a wheel chair bound war hero... and nothing results from them.

* I would give Eddie G, Benoit, Tajiri, and Jericho the opportunity to move up in the limelight.

* I would make Randy Orton WORK his way up the ladder... taking losses the whole time.

* I would bring back piledrivers and high impact moves.

* I would bring back title reigns that meant something... cause they lasted longer than until the next pay per view.
 
vince and steph can stay shane and the old lady need to go, Vince is jacked and steph is hot but the other two are annoying as fuck. I do however agree with everything else
 
I could'nt agree moe Double A. Eddie Guerrerro would be World Champ. He is that damn good. I think he is the best all around talent in the WWE. I would definetly bring back the PILEDRIVER. I was thinking that last night while watching Smackdown. Orndorff used to have one of the best in the business.
 
Don't you mean the "BIG SLOW" Double A? I hate that fucker.

I would fire Triple H.

Make Flair get back in shape or wrestle with a shirt on. He is disgusting, even though a legend.

Hire Perry Saturn back and let him be him. Not some moron.

Have Tazz start wrestling again, and give him the push he deserved!!

Definetely the McMahon's have to go.

Have more noveltie matches. Chain matches, leather strap matches, barb wire matches, lumberjack matches.
 
Maybe I am old school... but I remember when wrestling was about wrestling... not gimmicks, not tshirts, not chants, but the ability to get in there and sell the pain and action to the crowd. Not like Big Show in there, 7' tall, one fist to his head has him staggering around like a wino on roller blades...

I remember when a bodyslam outside the ring on the concrete could finish a foe off long enough to roll back in the ring and get the pin. Ramming someone's head in the steel post or hitting them with a chair guranteed your opponent left on a stretcher. Nowdays, multiple whacks will barely get you a two count. I remember when the abdominal stretch was actually a submission move. When loaded elbow pads were favored over canes and such. When a title change... even something low like the TV title was MAJOR NEWS. When there were true tag teams... not superstar individuals pair together.

Sigh.... I could make wrestling great once again...
 
AAP said:
He is downright frightening physique wise down... his tits are sagging with loose skin at the bottom.

I would love to challenge him to a Winner Writes WWE Scripts For A Year match....

After dispatching his sorry ass, I would instigate the following changes effective IMMEDIATELY in the WWE...

* If your last name is McMahon... GET THE FUCK OFF TV.

* HHH himself would be required to get a new ring entrance music in place of that boring Motorhead... and he would definately do away with the lame water spewing thing.

* Undertaker could leave that fucking bike in the back. There is nothing sillier than watching a so called "bad ass" come out, roll down a ramp, slowly - painstakingly slowly - navigate 3 corners of a wrestling ring, park the bike, do his match and then (what you don't see at commercial time), try for 10 minutes to get the damn thing started again. I keep hoping that during a match, a fan at ringside will push it over.

* Fire the Big Goof.. oh, I mean Big Show... hire him again, just so I could fire his ass again. Hell he has had more pushes than a wheel chair bound war hero... and nothing results from them.

* I would give Eddie G, Benoit, Tajiri, and Jericho the opportunity to move up in the limelight.

* I would make Randy Orton WORK his way up the ladder... taking losses the whole time.

* I would bring back piledrivers and high impact moves.

* I would bring back title reigns that meant something... cause they lasted longer than until the next pay per view.

I agree... I think RVD needs to get a huge push as well. This guy may lack mic skills, but the crowd pops and the in ring skills are second to none. They have tried to bury him and elevate Orton and the crowd still pops for him. No matter who he goes against.

Also... FIRE THE FUCKING A-TRAIN. He fucking blows, he has no charisma and he has been pushed more than a flaming homos stool.

Let Hurricane do the vertebraker, bring back ECW like pile drivers from the top rope. Bring back wrestlers with something unique in their arsenal. Enough of the Test, Bradshaw, Christian and now Nash cookie cutter short blonde hair bullshit. They need a Mankind like guy... someone unique and hardcore (Raven would have fit the bill, but WWE doesn't know how to use real talent.)

Let the wrestlers drive the story lines.. who the fuck wants to watch Bishoff in the ring.... WTF!!!
 
i agree with everything you posted.
we need everybody that watches to know that the world title belongs to__________. like the days when you knew that flair had the nwa title he was the champ. the same thing for all of the titles, you knew who had the belts, because they didn't change hands every few months.
have matches be more realistic, how can sometimes a guy be hit in the head with a chair and keep wrestling, and then next week be hit and that be lights out. have set rules that help the continuity.

and for the first time in a long time, i can say that i have a more impressive physique than HHH. A year ago he looked good, but now he looks like he's falling apart. arms look bad, chest sags, no legs, heck he looks more and more like flair everyday.
 
I would:
*fire the big show, test, a-train
*let go of old ass boring wrestlers, only to bring them back to have an old folks wheelchair match
*have the wrestlers practice different/harder/more dangerous/more exciting moves
*better matches
*bring back too cool
*less horrible acting
*better wierder matches
*lifting competitions
*underwater matches
*Goldust would reign supreme as the all time best wrestler and would be introduced as so
*Not hire 2,000 decent wrestlers when only a handful are extremely talented

I cant even watch it anymore, its really bad, it needs some major changes
 
You hear the same thing from wrestling fans... when WCW and WWF were going head to head... they were pulling a 10 + rating combined... Now WWE does a 3.5-3.9. 6 million people no longer watch. That should tell McMahon something.

I just hope NWA-TNA finally gets a TV deal... AJ Styles, Lo Ki and a few others in the X division will restore your faith in wrestling.
 
still waiting for pix, some of us non wrestling fans would like endulge in HHH's wretched physique.
 
ZKaudio said:
still waiting for pix, some of us non wrestling fans would like endulge in HHH's wretched physique.

Yeah... someone post his sorry ass pics.

Some of the guys off the old triedia site used to have his pics in their avatars... Though they were all redunantly puberty stunted homosexuals shouldn't matter...

But he looks like piss. Like powerforward said... he is resembling Flair more and more everday.

On a side note ZKAudio... that was a kick ass Nintendo game in your avatar.
 
Bring back Iron Mike Sharpe with the leather forearm brace. With the foreign metal object he pulled from his tights to slide underneath it.
 
Rick Steiner was black listed from wrestling anymore... at least by the old WCW and WWE. He was falling out of shape, which was sad because in his old UWF days, he had a body that could have rivaled Scott's early body.
 
AAP said:
Rick Steiner was black listed from wrestling anymore... at least by the old WCW and WWE. He was falling out of shape, which was sad because in his old UWF days, he had a body that could have rivaled Scott's early body.

I wouldn't say he is blacklisted, he just gets no real fan reaction. His mic skills are terrible and he is really out of shape. He still wrestles in Japan and the indies from time to time, but I am sure he made enough money from old Ted Turner to relax for the rest of his life.

A guy I met grew up with those guys and he said Rick was by far the stronger of the two. He had that freaky retard strength.
 
guys i miss
bret hart
brian pillman(he's probably not coming back any time soon)
tully blanchard(best suplex ever)
macho man
ricky steamboat
and like aap said, i really miss tag teams. i hate this new idea to put individual guys together. real tag teams dress alike, or at least belong to the same faction(four horsemen)
tag teams like=the road warriors
british bulldogs
hart foundation(bret and anvil)
midnight express( cornette ruled)
 
powerforward said:
guys i miss
bret hart had a stroke and will never wrestle again.
brian pillman(he's probably not coming back any time soon) Dead....obviously
tully blanchard(best suplex ever)Still wrestles in the indies from time to time.
macho man Completely immobile in the ring.
ricky steamboat Was the commisioner on TNA for a while.

and like aap said, i really miss tag teams. i hate this new idea to put individual guys together. real tag teams dress alike, or at least belong to the same faction(four horsemen)
tag teams like=the road warriors
british bulldogs
hart foundation(bret and anvil)
midnight express( cornette ruled)Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin, Dudley Boys, Eddie and Chavo (before the injury.)

I know what you are saying though... the company has to move on, but I do agree there aren't enough true tag teams out there.
 
i actually like haas and benjamin, i just think that their are two many tage teams where they have guys that they can't figure out what to do with, so they make them a tag team.

one thing wwe needs to do is truely have two different products. they are trying to have seperation with raw and smackdown, why not make smackdown into wcw?have true seperation in the storylines and have the champs from the respective federations meet at the pay-per-views.

and somebody hurry up and put that mask back on kane, he doesn't look like a monster, he looks like a retard.
 
I remember those days too.........I cant watch the horseshit they put on TV now.

AAP said:
Maybe I am old school... but I remember when wrestling was about wrestling... not gimmicks, not tshirts, not chants, but the ability to get in there and sell the pain and action to the crowd. Not like Big Show in there, 7' tall, one fist to his head has him staggering around like a wino on roller blades...

I remember when a bodyslam outside the ring on the concrete could finish a foe off long enough to roll back in the ring and get the pin. Ramming someone's head in the steel post or hitting them with a chair guranteed your opponent left on a stretcher. Nowdays, multiple whacks will barely get you a two count. I remember when the abdominal stretch was actually a submission move. When loaded elbow pads were favored over canes and such. When a title change... even something low like the TV title was MAJOR NEWS. When there were true tag teams... not superstar individuals pair together.

Sigh.... I could make wrestling great once again...
 
OK, I'll ask. Who is HHH? Is it Hulk Hogan? If so, he's sort of ancient, did you expect him to look good?

I haven't watched wrestling since my dad made me watch Ivan Putski and Fritz and Kerry Von Erick. The Von Ericks lived near us in the Dallas area and seeing them around town sort of killed the mystique. Specially since they were sort of white trash. But good for them to get so famous being white trash. But then one of them died from toxic shock syndrome, which of course was pretty unfortunate for many reasons, not most of which was that people ridiculed a tough guy dying from a tampon disease.
 
I watch pretty consistently, and it is dumb as hell lately... Lots of good ideas here, most of the newer characters and story lines pretty much suck...

John Cena looks like the dumba$$ who does curls all day in the gym and then talks in rap like a retard..

I will go with whatever you guys like, but whatever you do, I get Trish Stratus and Stephanie McMahon... you can deliver them to: 6969 Hedonsim Lane
Dirtyville, USA
 
From Zero said:
They need Demolition. They rocked.

LOL... they brought those clowns back for one night and they looked like they had two left feet. They are seriously washed up.

Cena is cool... the fact that he pisses you off means he is doing a good job.
 
oh yeah, one more thing, get the no- talent women out of the ring, and put them back to being valets. i know that sounds sexist, but most of those women are horrible in the ring, and worse on the mic. i know that they are there just for looks, so use them just for that.
 
powerforward said:
oh yeah, one more thing, get the no- talent women out of the ring, and put them back to being valets. i know that sounds sexist, but most of those women are horrible in the ring, and worse on the mic. i know that they are there just for looks, so use them just for that.

Like I said, just send em out to me and I will find something to do with em....:D
 
The_Eviscerator said:
This is an older picture of him... but basically he looks like he is returning to this form, but chubbier if you can imagine.

hhh134.jpg


OH THAT IS EXCELLENT AND DEAD ACCURATE.
 
The_Eviscerator said:
AAP, we chould start a new forum:

Comic Books and Pro Wrestling

Lol
whoa, don't forget me. anyway we can talk spellwin into letting the three of us mod that new forum?
ah, comics and pro wrestling, the love of my youth.
 
powerforward said:

whoa, don't forget me. anyway we can talk spellwin into letting the three of us mod that new forum?
ah, comics and pro wrestling, the love of my youth.

Fuck yeah... your in too... I love a good Comics or Wrestling coversation..
 
powerforward said:

whoa, don't forget me. anyway we can talk spellwin into letting the three of us mod that new forum?
ah, comics and pro wrestling, the love of my youth.


Yeah.... we ought to petition George for this. Then I can give up this fucking gay act I am doing in hopes of being the next mod...
 
The_Eviscerator said:


LOL... they brought those clowns back for one night and they looked like they had two left feet. They are seriously washed up.

Cena is cool... the fact that he pisses you off means he is doing a good job.

Dammit! They did? I'd have liked to see those guys again, horrible as they may have been.

What did they do? Was it a match?
 
Wrestling past year has really gone down hill..Way too much talking and story lines.. Just introduce the wrestlers and let them fight....80's was good wrestling had the Road Warriors, Ricky Steamboat, Jimmy Superfly, Iron Sheik...Rick Rude, Ultimate Warrior.. At the end of the show, i couldn't wait to see what happened the next week. More blood and moves than now...WCW was good with the NWO fighting everyone else..

Now, its like yeah, all this talking and not enough of wrestling.
 
gtrcivic said:
Wrestling past year has really gone down hill..Way too much talking and story lines.. Just introduce the wrestlers and let them fight....80's was good wrestling had the Road Warriors, Ricky Steamboat, Jimmy Superfly, Iron Sheik...Rick Rude, Ultimate Warrior.. At the end of the show, i couldn't wait to see what happened the next week. More blood and moves than now...WCW was good with the NWO fighting everyone else..

Now, its like yeah, all this talking and not enough of wrestling.


HA!! Remember this tactic used by the Crockett Brothers when they ran the NWA/WCW.... it would be saturday morning - the ONLY time wrestling came on - and the show would be in it's last 10 seconds before going off air... the screen would go dark so they could show the Crockett logo... but you could still hear their voices in the background... they would always start screaming something like "OH NO... LOOK WHO IT IS.... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! NO!!!!!! DON'T!!!!" or "TONY HE'S GOT HIM... LOOK TONY!!! LOOK!! WE HAVE A NEW...."

then the next week, they never showed you or told you what happened.... it was all forgotten about.

This was back when wrestling was "real" and villians were bad guys... real bad. You were actually afraid of them. Guys like Abdullah the Butcher, Kevin Sullivan, The Masked Superstar, the original Road Warriors, Nikita Koloff (the originator and never surpassed as the true monster heel).... etc.....

Hell... even those "futuristic guys from 2010" the New Breed were much more exciting than half the tag teams out here now.
 
I'd wake up early Sat morning to watch NWA wrestling as a kid...The Russian Bear, Ivan Koloff, Kabuki and his spray, Black Jack Mulligan putting the claw on your face and blood trickling down, Then comes the BIG X due to the blood, Tony Atlas...then Michael Hayes from the FreeBirds and his funny walk he would do. That was the good ol days of wrestlingAND always liked

SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM....
 
AAP said:







Hell... even those "futuristic guys from 2010" the New Breed were much more exciting than half the tag teams out here now.

Holy shit! Were they the guys that rode skateboards to the ring? I believe they were called the New Breed.

Those were the days. Remember Paul Jones? That guy gave me nightmares.
 
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