Hey, Nippitysplit

[BileStew]

Do you plan on staying a virgin until you're married like <cough cough> Britney Spears claimed?

Or will you become another Drew Scarymore do drugs and sleep with Tom Greene?

If you're wondering why I'm asking, I'm doing a survey for Greenpeace.

 

[jerkbox]

tom greene only has one nut.

 

[tripleblonde]

Do you plan on staying a virgin until you're married like <cough cough> Britney Spears claimed?

Or will you become another Drew Scarymore do drugs and sleep with Tom Greene?

If you're wondering why I'm asking, I'm doing a survey for Greenpeace.

lol...none of the above....i'm not waiting for marriage in particular, just holding out for the one...and by right one i mean whoever ends up catching me at my weakess....

serioulsy....i've come pretty close several times, but i resisted....gotta keep my EVA up

p.s.---that name cracks me up

 

[tripleblonde]

tom greene only has one nut.

u know what they say about guys with only one nut don't u?

 

[jerkbox]

they walk lopsided?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

funny you mention this because fina only shrinks one of my nuts

 

[BileStew]

lol...none of the above....i'm not waiting for marriage in particular, just holding out for the one...and by right one i mean whoever ends up catching me at my weakess....

Yea, sell it someplace else.

serioulsy....i've come pretty close several times, but i resisted....gotta keep my EVA up

Apparently your date(s) is/are not schooled properly in ether etiquette.

 

[tripleblonde]

they walk lopsided?

i don't know....that's why i was askin

 

[jerkbox]

funny you mention this because fina only shrinks one of my nuts

weird

 

[BileStew]

they walk lopsided?

You think that's tough?

Try eating soup with just one ass cheek.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

That's right, I have one testicle that is completely autonomous. The girls love the "Earth and the moon" as I affectionately call them.

 

[jerkbox]

The girls love the "Earth and the moon" as I affectionately call them.

bahahaha...i was thinking the same thing

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i would imagine that with one testicle, it'd keep slapping directly in her sheriffs star. with 2 that's not really possible, they kinda straddle the chocolate starfish. but with one i could see this happening. some chicks would probably like it too. it'd just prepare them for the inevitable.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

lol...none of the above....i'm not waiting for marriage in particular, just holding out for the one...and by right one i mean whoever ends up catching me at my weakess....

serioulsy....i've come pretty close several times, but i resisted....gotta keep my EVA up

p.s.---that name cracks me up

*"Sister Christian" playing in the background*

Don't worry, when you find the "one", you'll find out you've just been depriving yourself.

 

[tripleblonde]

*"Sister Christian" playing in the background*

Don't worry, when you find the "one", you'll find out you've just been depriving yourself.

maybe he's named neo

 

[BileStew]

maybe he's named neo

Neo?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[strongsmartsexy]

maybe he's named neo

That's kinky since Nemo is a fish. But, at least Nemo is found.