Hey Kak....

[Sailor_Girl]

I'm so pumped. My boyfriend's roomate Mike models fulltime and he's gonna get me signed with his agency hopefully. I mean....I've done some minor stuff.....but this is the real thing. He makes like $135 and hour and is paid a minimum of 3 hours regardless of how long the photoshoot lasts. This is outrageous. I think my boy is more excited than me. He called the agency and is gonna take some pictures for me and he's gonna take me down there and shit. GOD this rocks!

Mike is doing a promotion for Slim Jims as we speak. HAHA! BEEFY!

He goes out of a place in Chicago but I forget the name. What agencies have you been with??? Help a sistah out...

 

[Kakdiesel]

agency out of chicago???? UH OH...LOL whats his name?? He might be with my agency LOL wouldnt that be hilarious heeheh

anyways, what agency is he trying to hook you up with?

 

[Kakdiesel]

why is it that every skank nowadays thinks she can be a model?

LMAO @ bearded clam...

See why I dont tell many people what agency i'm with?? LOL

But in all seriousness, Sailor Girl isnt a skank

now her momma, thats another story...hehehe just fuckin with ya ally

 

[HappyScrappy]

aren't you with *****?
my mom's cousin used to be way high up there. big bucks, but I think he retired recently (and he's under 40).

you've never said *****, but they are Chicago based and used to have Cindy Crawford back in the day, which you alluded that your agency had.
and you never say you are Korean but will only allude to the olympics being in the country that your parents are from in... whatever year it was '84?

if you make the allusions so obvious, then you might as well just say it.

 

[Kakdiesel]

aren't you with Elite?
my mom's cousin used to be way high up there. big bucks, but I think he retired recently (and he's under 40).

you've never said Elite, but they are Chicago based and used to have Cindy Crawford back in the day, which you alluded that your agency had.
and you never say you are Korean but will only allude to the olympics being in the country that your parents are from in... whatever year it was '84?

if you make the allusions so obvious, then you might as well just say it.

Sorry bro, didnt know I was pissing you off..yeah I'm korean..and they had the olympics in Seoul in 1988...and the thing about my agency, I would like to keep that private..I mean i'm pretty open with everything else in my life but thats something I'd like to keep to myself--not to be dick, but I'd rather just keep people on the low about that..feel me?

Sorry Happy Scrappy, I like you and your posts on here, didnt mean to piss you off

 

[HappyScrappy]

you didn't piss me off, I'm just an asshole

I edited my post.

apparently I'm the only one that thought the allusion was obvious

I'm trying to make a concerted effort at being less of an asshole, but it just comes so easily to me

later man, I'm heading home now. congrats on the modelling stuff - are you in anything we might see sometime?

 

[May1010]

*** I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ***

Kak,

You obviously enjoy looking at your own pix. By my reasoning, therefore, you undoubtedly have any ads scanned for your own viewing pleasure.

Personally, I think you're too short to be a model. Not to be a racist, but unless you're doing ads for Benetton, I bet there's not much work for Asian men in the modeling world.

Hence, I'd like to see some proof that you're a model. I just don't buy it. You're a nice looking guy, don't take offense, but you're not model material.

Please don't say that you have nothing to prove and you don't care what anyone thinks and therefore you're not going to post any pix because that would just be a bunch of bullshit.

Love,
May1010

 

[Kakdiesel]

well this summer I took a little break from modeling..i'm not sure if I'm gonna continue with my agency since I start chiropractic school this fall (my true calling) in Atlanta Ga..so i'm moving in a couple of months..RIght now I have to priortize my responsibilities about everything..so the answer is NO.

and again, I appreciate you not harping on me about what agency it is..I really do like to keep that private on the board however obvious it might seem (some people have no clue about the hints i drop)

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm headin gout - but you migh twant to edit the post where it quotes mine before I edited it.

I wasn't trying to cause any problems.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I don't really care about the modeling thing, I want to know how much weight your puttin on with the Fina.... Sup witdat yo?

 

[Kakdiesel]

Re: *** I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ***

Kak,

You obviously enjoy looking at your own pix. By my reasoning, therefore, you undoubtedly have any ads scanned for your own viewing pleasure.

Personally, I think you're too short to be a model. Not to be a racist, but unless you're doing ads for Benetton, I bet there's not much work for Asian men in the modeling world.

Hence, I'd like to see some proof that you're a model. I just don't buy it. You're a nice looking guy, don't take offense, but you're not model material.

Please don't say that you have nothing to prove and you don't care what anyone thinks and therefore you're not going to post any pix because that would just be a bunch of bullshit.

Love,
May1010

LMAO jesus may..are you serious? that cycle you're on has gotten you really testy..I cannot believe your calling me out like this..And you KNOW i aint bullshittin..I thought I sent you my pics before..maybe not..oh well...if you want proof just email me partna..

and yes, its hard for asian men do get work in this country. You aint the only white boy who has ever said that. And if you're pissed off for some reason or irritated about something and want to take it out on me? you picked the wrong person Loren. We cool and shit, so I dont understand this hostitlity you gots for me.

Take a deep breath partna, its the dbol kickin in.

 

[May1010]

well this summer I took a little break from modeling..i'm not sure if I'm gonna continue with my agency since I start chiropractic school this fall

What? Couldn't get into nursing school?

 

[Jimsbbc]

May,

Dude, what is your deal lately? You're all fired up and shit. You need to relax....

 

[Kakdiesel]

What? Couldn't get into nursing school?

May if you're trying to piss me off, its not working.I know how you REALLY are and you're just tryin to be an asshole today for no reason..so I cant get mad atcha..i guess its the dbol or something, or maybe something in your life that makes you want to be pissed off for no reason--dont worry I can relate/empathize.

 

[May1010]

Re: Re: *** I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ***

I thought I sent you my pics before..maybe not..oh well...if you want proof just email me partna..

I've seen your pix but I certainly didn't think they were professional quality. Post an ad you've been photographed for. I'll apologize then.

... and don't blame my skepticism on the D-Bol. I think you're a bull shitter. Always have. Always will. Post an ad, Kak!

 

[Kakdiesel]

Ok may, you think you can like bully me around? THink you own this fuckin chat board? obviously you do. Yeah you're well known on here, and yeah you've been on here a while...

So I could post one of my ads, actually I'd love to (according to you, i love lookin at myself), but just to spite you i'm gonna be the upteenth person to tell you to kiss my ass.

Hey May, kiss my ass. You've been a dick lately to everybody on this board and it aint cool..so NOW? i'm calling your ass out.

I dont give a shit if you're all gettin big and shit with your new cycle..more props to ya..but for you to try to personally bully me or attack me on a fuckin chat board?? Nigga please.

OH and if you cant read between the lines Loren, FUCK YOU. I've been nothing but cool to you on here and taken you with a grain of salt..even when you pour out disgusting and distasteful lines in your post, and stories of your sexcapades with guys.

Anyways Jimbssc, I'm gonna try to add about 12-15 lbs of lean mass while cutting a bit and keep it all..its fina and winny..just curious as to what I can do on it

 

[May1010]

So I could post one of my ads, actually I'd love to (according to you, i love lookin at myself), but just to spite you i'm gonna be the upteenth person to tell you to kiss my ass.

I knew you wouldn't. Or should I say, I knew you couldn't.

Hey May, kiss my ass. You've been a dick lately to everybody on this board and it aint cool...

Lately? Oh really? I think I've been rather consistent.

OH and if you cant read between the lines Loren, FUCK YOU.

That hurts, Kakky.

 

[Kakdiesel]

ok so he isnt posting the ad just to spite may. sure.

bearded clam..lol..nevermind..you are ridiculous okay? ridiculous..you and may both (did I say "and"?)

I guess I'm keeping my mouth shut cuz I dont want to get into some war of words with anybody on this chat board who I respect overall.

Yes, I respect bearded clam and may OVERALL so I dont want to get into some shit like this..its stupid..anyways, yes i'm a chinaman who wants to be black so I can live in this white ass country--wtf ever

 

[Jimsbbc]

You are Mr Moose aren't you!!!! I know you are, you bastard!!!!

 

[Kakdiesel]

you respect may? man he sucks penis!! guys fuck him in his ass!!! and he likes it!!!

yeah well I respect him cuz he's a human being. And I respect you cuz your a human being BC..

just dont push my buttons too much okay? You know what I'm talking about..I could say some shit that might piss you off but I dont want to okay? i'm tryin to be calm and cool about this shit

I'm waiving a white flag. Deal with it

 

[May1010]

..I could say some shit that might piss you off but I dont want to okay?

I double dog dare you to say some shit about the clam!

I'm waiving a white flag.

Surrendering is for pussy boys.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Yeah well I guess I am May. You win

I love pussy..

 

[May1010]

Oh no you don't! I just thought of something funny! Hang on!

 

[Kakdiesel]

Oh no you don't! I just thought of something funny! Hang on!

May you win..end of stupid arugement..do yo thang partna..but i'm done jawing witcha

 

[RyanH]

dont hold back on my account egg roll boy. please say something that will piss me off. i will stir fry your ass with teriyaki. i will make moo goo gai pan out of your fucking nips!!! i will cut off your fucking toes and make tempura out of them!!! i will remove your testicles and serve them with a spicy peanut sauce!!!! bring it you kamikazee queen!!!!

BC be NICE....this is very funny on its face, but then it gets to your hate on second glance.
KAKD wants to be your pal.

 

[May1010]

dont hold back on my account egg roll boy. please say something that will piss me off. i will stir fry your ass with teriyaki. i will make moo goo gai pan out of your fucking nips!!! i will cut off your fucking toes and make tempura out of them!!! i will remove your testicles and serve them with a spicy peanut sauce!!!! bring it you kamikazee queen!!!!

I LOVE THE BEARDED CLAM!



Ryan - Shut up and go make your pornos!

 

[RyanH]

May----BeardedClam is a mixed bowl of cherries----on the one hand he is vile, insensitive, but on the other hand------his insults are funny as hell....I usually even laugh when he comes for me..........

 

[Mdguy]

This thread is hilarious!!!!!!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Holy balls....I go away for a couple hours and this thread blows up.

First of all Bearded Clam has a secret obsession with me and can't stop fantasizing about my long legs...(why didn't you pm me back bitch?)

Second of all May1010....be nice to the model.

Third...Kak...his name is Mike....if you're really that interested i'll give you the last name through pm or somethin...

I totally forget the name of the place but it's some chics name. They sound pretty ligit.

 

[r00+]

Haha

Well, if I stopped for a second to care, I'd side with May.

Kak's story is too vague.

But hey, if it's true....more power to you bro.

 

[MINISTER]

KakD has never modeled a day in his life.Unless you count in front of the bathroom mirror.
BC your funny as hell man,but I would venture to say you really dont have a beard.
May1010 I dont like your gay lifestyle but your bitch stories are some funny shit.
Sailor girl you should at least know the name of the company that is interested in you.
Bottom line here is I call bullshit on KakD and SailorG.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

You can call bullshit all you want.....think i give a fuck? If it pans out I'll be more than happy to share my work with you guys.

 

[The Varnsen]

This has been one of the most entertaining posts lately... Kak doesn´t post his modeling shots just to piss off May... Ahahahaha!!!! Can anyone say STUPID?
And Kak, even in my country, where people aren´t that tall, the minimal height of a male model is 6"0... Guess you missed that by one inch... But are you really 5"11? I´ve only seen 2 or 3 oriental fellas above that...

Sailor girl i´m a guy but i could pass as a prettier girl than you...

Stop the Bullshit!

Later

 

[Snuka]

LOL at every post by Bearded Clam in this thread

Definitely.
I think I am starting to understand the "Clam"

 

[HappyScrappy]

This has been one of the most entertaining posts lately... Kak doesn´t post his modeling shots just to piss off May... Ahahahaha!!!! Can anyone say STUPID?
And Kak, even in my country, where people aren´t that tall, the minimal height of a male model is 6"0... Guess you missed that by one inch... But are you really 5"11? I´ve only seen 2 or 3 oriental fellas above that...

Sailor girl i´m a guy but i could pass as a prettier girl than you...

Stop the Bullshit!

Later

1) oriental is kind of an offensive term as I understand it.

2) kak has a korean background and I have several korean friends that are over 6'4" - it isn't that rare. I see your point since Japense men tend to be shorter so perhaps in your world all Asians are, but Korea is a whole different world. and I have friends that are korean that are short as hell too - much like all the white motherfuckers I know. a wide range.

you gotta give kak props for the ability to get people riled up on here. he used to bother me with the amount he talked about himself, but for some reason it doesn't anymore.
you go girl.

 

[r00+]

Navy

Hey Sailor Girl!

Think the Navy is going to let your "modeling agency" onboard your duty station to take photos of you? You best make your mark before you ship about.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Depending how this works out I can always get out of my contract. I have almost a full year to see what happens.

 

[rudedawg]

aren't you with *****?
my mom's cousin used to be way high up there. big bucks, but I think he retired recently (and he's under 40).

you've never said *****, but they are Chicago based and used to have Cindy Crawford back in the day, which you alluded that your agency had.
and you never say you are Korean but will only allude to the olympics being in the country that your parents are from in... whatever year it was '84?

if you make the allusions so obvious, then you might as well just say it.

KakD is with the Ford Agency...... well I am assuming since he posted it in this post :
http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14022

And of course he only tells it when someone asks LMAO acoording to this thread:
http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10046

Big Buck was a model too.

 

[KokDeisel]

LOL!

LMAO!!!

You go girl!

LOL!!!

 

[Frackal]

LMAO!

LOL! Holy shit every time I see a post of kockdeisels I LMAO!!!

 

[MaGilicuti]

lately it seems everyone is hating on kak

but as he'll tell you, fuck all yall haters

 

[KokDeisel]

LOL!!

Hell yeah mags, fuck ya'll haters!

LMAO!!!

 

[RyanH]

This persona is funny as hell, you gotta admit.

 

[RyanH]

LOL

 

[RyanH]

LMAO

 

[RyanH]

LMFAO

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[KokDeisel]

LOL!!

Ahh Ranger, LMAO, go poetic on my ass, write a ballad just for me!
And don't forget to mention how sexy I am in it!

LOL!!

 

[Frackal]

LMAO!

 

[MoneyBags]

frackal, who is your 720 slut?

 

[RyanH]

L M F A O....