Hey Fill Me In What the Hell is Wrong With "Members Only" Jackets?

[supersizeme]

well that's one of the side-effects of being tiny. if you need me there oiled and flexing while you two have the talk, just let me know and i'll pack my posing trunks for the trip. we'll discuss this further next weekend post-coitus ok??

 

[WODIN]

Thank god fags never wore them. They were too gay even for us.

Now that is way over the rainbow gay.

 

[Trance]

well that's one of the side-effects of being tiny. if you need me there oiled and flexing while you two have the talk, just let me know and i'll pack my posing trunks for the trip. we'll discuss this further next weekend post-coitus ok??

Cool.

Posing trunks?

Oh no.

Please, please, please tell me you're not talking about the ones with the big vertical stripes. PLease. Please.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Hold on, I'm about to put on my parachute pants and pose in em....

 

[supersizeme]

honey, big vertical stripes would require a larger pair of trunks that would take attention away from the mountainous slabs of meat which are my quads. also, will you...you know...hold me afterwards and tell me it's gonna be alright?

 

[scylla]

<------- Thought he was last member of the Members Only Club

 

[Trance]

honey, big vertical stripes would require a larger pair of trunks that would take attention away from the mountainous slabs of meat which are my quads. also, will you...you know...hold me afterwards and tell me it's gonna be alright?

I will. And I swear I won't tell anyone if you have an emotional outburst of tears.

I'm used to that kind of reaction, being the sex goddess that I am.