hey everyone I'm back, what did I miss?

[Lestat]

catch me up, 5 days away from Elite is like a life time!

 

[hamstershaver]

sawastea said you two touched tools after a night of drinking

 

[pintoca]

some sort of geigh EF meetup happened in NYC while you were gone. We are seeing pics of it coming from all directions.

apparently, some tennis was involved as well

 

[jack sparrow]

A mysterious cat surfaced, one that bats around its own turds and then eats them.

 

[Gambino]

I met up with haneslthecaretaker, good dude...we got pissy drunk
tiger also got pwned

 

[Raina]

The new trend is for the men on the site to make love.

The girls are just standing back in horror talking about girl stuff (recipes, washing floors,etc).

 

[bluepeter]

Who are you?

 

[hamstershaver]

The new trend is for the men on the site to make love.

The girls are just standing back in horror talking about girl stuff (recipes, washing floors,etc).

im glad i missed those threads

 

[sawastea]

You didn't miss jack schidt.

 

[jack sparrow]

You didn't miss jack schidt.

You spelled jack wrong.

 

[stilleto]

some sort of geigh EF meetup happened in NYC while you were gone. We are seeing pics of it coming from all directions.

apparently, some tennis was involved as well

OH... that was tennis? i thought sawastea said he just played with lestat's balls.

 

[slat1]

What is going on here?

 

[Tacosupreme]

The evolution of social life in ants and termites has been accompanied by an extraordinary royal perk -- a 100-fold increase among queen ants in average maximum lifespan, with some queens surviving for almost 30 years. This longevity can be attributed in part to the sheltered and pampered life of the royal egg layer.

 

[CENTURION44]

Stilleto came out of the closet

 

[Cutiebaby]

welcome back lestat

 

[stilleto]

Stilleto came out of the closet

yes, thats it exactly.

 

[samoth]

Same old...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I made Elite Hall of Fame with my amazing and witty threads

 

[pintoca]

I made Elite Hall of Fame with my amazing and witty threads

you mispelled "boobs" wrong

 

[nutsnack]

i got a dog

 

[CENTURION44]

what kind of dog

 

[Spanky11]

not too much - your still on my ignore list

 

[wootoom]

not much man. how was you trip?

 

[bullett]

In before lockage...,

 

[Devastation]

hi bro

 

[DieselGunz]

Welcome back orb



Been pretty dead since you been gone, only a couple of bombings as usual