Hey Blueta

[wootoom]

fuck off

 

[WoodyO]

Lol@can i shit? I love bomb messages.

 

[wootoom]

Lolololl

 

[blueta2]

What's all this cussing in my thread! Let's use nice words like "Please" and "thank you" and "Torquing is fun"

 

[gatemoney]

"Please" STFU and GTFO "thank you"

 

[blueta2]

hahha....I'm going to wash your typing hands out with soap

 

[nydj66]

What's all this cussing in my thread! Let's use nice words like "Please" and "thank you" and "Torquing is fun"

Will you please show me your boobs while I torque my rod?

Thank You.

 

[blueta2]

Speaking of boobs, my bf is not into boobs, what's up with that?! They are ignored often.

 

[gatemoney]

Maybe cuz your ass is so sweet he can't get his face out of it long enough to notice.

 

[-SD-]

Speaking of boobs, my bf is not into boobs, what's up with that?! They are ignored often.

Maybe cuz youre with a fucking faggot. Go back to dating assholes so your tits can get some attention?

 

[gatemoney]

Fucking women will complain about anything.
I'd make a bitch cum so much she would need a fucking i.v. afterwards,just to have her sit up and start whining that i didn't touch her titties enough
WTF FML

 

[Spartacus]

In Blueta's corner of the world there was a strip bar/whorehouse called Le Gran Prix. The girls came up on stage one by one and danced totally nude. There was hardcore porn on TV's all around the walls and, of coarse, the beer was Canadian (higher alcohol content).

It's a lot like my mental image of heaven.

The best part was, if you approached a girl and asked for a private dance, she took you into a 3' x 4' closet with one folding chair. As soon as the door was closed she recited the menu; $20 for a lapdance, $40 for a handjob, $60 for a blowjob and for $100 I'll fuck you.

And that was back when we had a favorable exchange rate.

Le Gran Prix has since closed but a Canuck colleague assured me yesterday that there are many other places like it now.

I'll get names and locations from him later.

one time
yeah I know here comes a spartacus "one time" story
there's a reson for that
anyhow
I drove fro about 2 hours for an internet date
former budweiser girl got a few swimsuit pics
yay
well I arrive a little late
like 30 minutes and this gal has already ordered food
and was about 30 pounds heavier than I wanted
so anyhow on my way out of town I saw a club
with a pair of cops cars outside with their lights on
yo this looks fun I'm going in
it was a ghetto strip club owned by a pair of Vietnamese ladies
(I met them)
man the action that went on that club

 

[Spartacus]

who the fuck is this new alter?

tinybob

 

[nangiggles]

Its a jiggagold alter

Sent from my VM670 using EliteFitness

 

[nydj66]

Speaking of boobs, my bf is not into boobs, what's up with that?! They are ignored often.

We only live 4 hours apart and I'm great at giving boobs attention.


Just sayin'

 

[Spartacus]

blueta doesn't have boobs

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

that's what I call a fuckin' show

 

[Spartacus]

 

[gatemoney]

Salma is top 3 at least
In my unbearably beautiful category

 

[Spartacus]

it's her voice
like when I argued with my wife
she'd be in panties looking hot and coffee mugs and ash trays sailing by head
but she sounded like a regular bitch

 

[Spartacus]

i'm not even saying anything
which only makes the matter worse
next she throw the toaster oven at you

 

[Spartacus]

that's just fine we never use that anyhow
fuckin' wedding gift from your aunt
here we go

 

[Spartacus]

I've seen enough boxing fights on ESPN to manage to not get beat up by a girl

 

[Spartacus]

when you date a foreign gal though they curse at you in their native langauge

 

[Spartacus]

act like it doesn't really affect you
"yo babe where is the healthy butter spread"
foreign lanqauge in the background
look it's 10 after eight and I'm running late
more foreign langauge
more foreign langauge
you think this tie will go with this shirt?
some more foreign language
then fuck her

 

[nydj66]

Salma is top 3 at least
In my unbearably beautiful category

Salma is definitely in my top 5; dark hair, dark eyes, and big boobs are all high on my list.

But top seat is currently held by Christina Hendricks - a redhead.

 

[AFeedz]

when you date a foreign gal though they curse at you in their native langauge

I laughed.

Occasionally I'll yell some profanities in Lithuanian when I'm really angry.

 

[Spartacus]

I thought you were from Latvia

 

[Spartacus]

your avatar looks like something from a pink floyd video

 

[AFeedz]

I thought you were from Latvia

Nope.

 

[wootoom]

Live at La Rocca, best dance party in latvia

 

[Spartacus]

link
fuc yeah
no negroes

 

[wootoom]

 

[Spartacus]

so I go to the corner market moments ago
and this big black guy in line in front of me
I made some comment
he turns around
I know you, you're they guy who gave us those energy drinks
the garbage man from like last summer
if I'm out doing lawn work and the trash truck comes around
I'll go get them some cold drinks

 

[Spartacus]

what 17 years in the funeral business taught me
everybody likes me
because everybody dies

 

[nydj66]

what 17 years in the funeral business taught me
everybody likes me
because everybody dies

 

[ricco561]

At your age you must have learned that reheads are all half-crazy. That's probably why they're so good in bed.

I'm married to one.
I can vouch for that.

 

[Spartacus]

so I go to the corner market moments ago
and this big black guy in line in front of me
I made some comment
he turns around
I know you, you're they guy who gave us those energy drinks
the garbage man from like last summer
if I'm out doing lawn work and the trash truck comes around
I'll go get them some cold drinks

he hit the horn today when I was going in with the mail
I jumped and turned and saw the garbage truck
I waved

 

[Spartacus]

excellent selection
fine editing too as I imagine there are a few available

 

[Strongbow]

Nice thread

 

[Spartacus]

 

[wootoom]

davaj davaj

 

[Strongbow]

Shower time

 

[Spartacus]

wash them tear drop tits too

 

[wootoom]

im the primary

 

[Spartacus]

strongbo has on ladies underwear

 

[miplank]

Lol

 

[Strongbow]

strongbo has on ladies underwear

They feel so good on my balls

 

[miplank]

Would you change your fuckin avatar already

 

[Spartacus]

Lol

that's a reservoir dogs reference

 

[miplank]

Where is Ms. pearly whites?

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

nangiggs is good peeps

 

[nangiggles]

nangiggs is good peeps

She's a messican hooker shoe wearing, 9000 calorie salad gobling, sleep chocking unfuckable whore bag, damn waste of skin....

 

[Spartacus]

you got my back when I don't
I hate to ask favors

 

[mrplunkey]

She's a messican hooker shoe wearing, 9000 calorie salad gobling, sleep chocking unfuckable whore bag, damn waste of skin....

messican hooker shoe = pleaser shoes

I learned that on EF.

 

[mrplunkey]

Where is Ms. pearly whites?

Maybe she followed her own medical advice and now she's pushing-up daisies.

 

[nydj66]

She's a messican hooker shoe wearing, 9000 calorie salad gobling, sleep chocking unfuckable whore bag, damn waste of skin....

avi looks fuckable to me.

 

[Spartacus]

see what I'm sayin'

 

[nangiggles]

avi looks fuckable to me.

I know I'd do me

 

[nydj66]

I know I'd do me

 

[Spartacus]

 

[wootoom]

id fuck me id fuck me hard

 

[-SD-]

Id fuck a great big fat lady

 

[wootoom]

oh wait....

 

[WoodyO]

 

[Spartacus]

oh wait....

heh

 

[Spartacus]

too busy making their own goddamn point

 

[Spartacus]

that too
edit and find a better hq vid next time

 

[wootoom]

 

[Spartacus]

twenty four hour shopping