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her mind is Tiffany twisted

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it's been 3 days since I haven't called the lady I've been dating
and she hasn't me which marks the end of this foray
the bill
200 cash for her to spend on a bahamas trip
she's fuckin' poor
two tankfulls of unleaded-doesn't cost me as it's a company account
2-3 bottles of wine out of the quarterly case I recieve from a wine club
those are about 12 and change each-I charge my mom 15
the usual date expenses-which for her involved a 6 of heineken for the trip home
and finally 15 dollars for the replica Tiffany bracelet that typically costs 400

I have a box full left over from an ex and some chinese deal I funded w/o my knowledge
damn good knockoffs too
 
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Women grow on tree's slugger, get back up to the plate and start swingin!
 
layinback said:
fuck her, man.

like you said, "professional girlfriend"
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I know but damn she had an impressive body
I even got a finger down in the slot and it was a young slot
 
I'm 45 and let me lesson you younger guys
if it doesn't feel right
it isn't
 
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell�
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
 
scandalous bitches
 
And in the master�s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can�t kill the beast
 
dam sounds like a hot piece of azz .."bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks"
 
Spartacus said:
And in the master�s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can�t kill the beast
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lmfao!
 
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
 
Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.
 
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.
 
I want to live,
I want to give
I've been a miner
for a heart of gold.
It's these expressions
I never give
That keep me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
 
Spartacus said:
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.
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I am my father's son....no doubt.
 
shit it ain't a big deal
I thought I'd title a thread cool and invite some discussion
women are a dime a dozen
 
she does have a nice body.....

but i detected an uneasiness about her at dinner

she didn't seem comfortable in her own skin.

i'm very good with people mike.

she's a user with a piece of the human puzzle

missing.

you could never invest in someone like that

i'm sure many have tried. ( her body is a

weapon designed to obscure the truth )
 
layinback said:
she does have a nice body.....

but i detected an uneasiness about her at dinner

she didn't seem comfortable in her own skin.

i'm very good with people mike.

she's a user with a piece of the human puzzle

missing.

you could never invest in someone like that

i'm sure many have tried. ( her body is a

weapon designed to obscure the truth )
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thanks
I knew this and it's nice to hear an opinion of an observer
I'm bored now though
 
layinback said:
fuck her, man.

like you said, "professional girlfriend"
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And a damned cheap one at that. A 6pack for the trip home? WTF?

I know just the guy for her. His name is Viagra Dave. Ask the board about him. I posted up just the other day. LOL He is now FAMOUS.
 
Spartacus said:
And in the master�s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can�t kill the beast
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That song will always remind me of my older brother, tortured soul he is. :(
 
RottenWillow said:
dude when do you sleep
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and to answer your question I haven't called her since she called me saturday and told me she wasn't going to make the date
 
blueta2 said:
You attract those people who need to teach you a life lesson.
Maybe stop giving and the takers will not come knocking.
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agreed.

btw i am sick and fucking tired of life lessons.
 
javaguru said:
Perhaps I should become a hermit because I feel the same way about life lessons. :worried:
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java my friend as much as i love my wife and kids

i sometimes long for solitude. i am perfectly fine

by myself. i grow so tired of emotional attachment

and responsibility. i know it sounds pathetic but i'm

telling the truth.
 
layinback said:
java my friend as much as i love my wife and kids

i sometimes long for solitude. i am perfectly fine

by myself. i grow so tired of emotional attachment

and responsibility. i know it sounds pathetic but i'm

telling the truth.
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I'm tired of being "my brothers keeper" as well. I embrace my role with the family and ensuring my mother is properly taken care of but I'll be damned before I commit to another wiminz. :)
 
myway said:
Bishes be crazy
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crazy but necessary.

i'm hot and cold.

right now i am cold and i could trade it all for a luxury hotel

and a different hooker every night. stunning petite redhead for mon

tues could bring me a tall brunet wed i'll take both of 'em...repeat.

no emotions no feeling no commitments no promises no expectations.

this could be the purest most honest approach

without the pretentiousness of caring or love
 
layinback said:
crazy but necessary.

i'm hot and cold.

right now i am cold and i could trade it all for a luxury hotel

and a different hooker every night. stunning petite redhead for mon

tues could bring me a tall brunet wed i'll take both of 'em...repeat.

no emotions no feeling no commitments no promises no expectations.

this could be the purest most honest approach

without the pretentiousness of caring or love
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Sounds good but I would switch it up a bit. I would go for a tall redhead and a petite brunette. It would be best if u never heard each others voices. No talking. Just action and a goodbye glance at the exit.
 
myway said:
Sounds good but I would switch it up a bit. I would go for a tall redhead and a petite brunette. It would be best if u never heard each others voices. No talking. Just action and a goodbye glance at the exit.
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i like your world view.

i have to talk to women. even when i was having one night stands, i had

to get a *feel* for who they were. i've never been able to totally

objectify females. not to mention, conversation brings light to my charm :)
 
All of you need to follow my example: Live on a molehill and make mountains of masterpieces.
 
blueta2 said:
You attract those people who need to teach you a life lesson.
Maybe stop giving and the takers will not come knocking.
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women are afraid of me
I recall a knock-out at the gym I was so attracted to I couldn't even look at her
well eventaully we dated
and one time after sex I was laughing and she started crying
I was what?
"you're laughing at me"
no I'm not I'm just being fun wtf?
"you have so much more experience than me...etc.etc."
wow
 
she also told me
"I like you a whole lot more than I thought I would"

I typically don't talk much in the gym
so her basis for that comment was my look alone
 
Gym chicks are a red flag for me...they have to prove their intelligence. Ask her about her profession or the official start year of WWII...not the date...just the year.:)
 
Spartacus said:
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worst girlfriend I've had
layinback she was the one I put you on the phone with
ironically I keep in touch
my sister,my mother
 
crazy but necessary.

i'm hot and cold.

right now i am cold and i could trade it all for a luxury hotel

and a different hooker every night. stunning petite redhead for mon

tues could bring me a tall brunet wed i'll take both of 'em...repeat.

no emotions no feeling no commitments no promises no expectations.

this could be the purest most honest approach

without the pretentiousness of caring or love
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I sometimes feel thats the best way
 
Spartacus said:
worst girlfriend I've had
layinback she was the one I put you on the phone with
ironically I keep in touch
my sister,my mother
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i could hear the emptiness in her voice. i have a genius for

incomplete women. it turns me on
 
layinback said:
i could hear the emptiness in her voice. i have a genius for

incomplete women. it turns me on
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Incomplete? Perhaps humanity's just sort of run out of her. :worried:
 
Spartacus said:
somebody needs to be here in the AM for myway
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Thanx for thinking of me. Ur right. Usually after 2am or so, I the only one here. Some people are signed in...but only about 2 are posting. It's lonely.
 
BlueBird said:
Incomplete? Perhaps humanity's just sort of run out of her. :worried:
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yes that can happen but the end result is the same.

people that have their shit together are alien to me.

i prefer the company of the lost
 
Mr. dB said:
Brother. I thought I was the only one.
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we have an " eagles free zone " in our house and vehicles.

also, no:


1. loverboy

2. bread

3. ZZ top post 1980

4. black sabbath sans ozzy

5. axel rose

6. van halen w/ sammy hagar

7. creed

8. all the bands who sound like creed ( to numerous to itemize here )

9 aerosmith post 1983

10. contemporary country
 
layinback said:
we have an " eagles free zone " in our house and vehicles.

also, no:


1. loverboy

2. bread

3. ZZ top post 1980

4. black sabbath sans ozzy

5. axel rose

6. van halen w/ sammy hagar

7. creed

8. all the bands who sound like creed ( to numerous to itemize here )

9 aerosmith post 1983

10. contemporary country
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Very good!

I would add no 70s Corporate Rock (Styx-Journey-REO-Boston-Seger-Mellonball-ELO-Browne...).
 
layinback said:
we have an " eagles free zone " in our house and vehicles.

also, no:


1. loverboy

2. bread

3. ZZ top post 1980

4. black sabbath sans ozzy

5. axel rose

6. van halen w/ sammy hagar

7. creed

8. all the bands who sound like creed ( to numerous to itemize here )

9 aerosmith post 1983

10. contemporary country
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Bread rules!
 
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