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Looking for a cheap midget for sale? Tried Craigslist but no luck... And I mean real midget not just a shorty squatty person... Job duties include preparing my meals, racking my weights and just standing next to me at all times... I look big as shit standing next to a midget.... PM me if u meet the criteria...
 
test cycle my ass I'd hit dat anytime
 
Yeah test cycle not needed... 12 pck of BL and a lonely night (if I was single) and I'm game...

Funny thing how they call it sex drive? I will not drive for sex! I make the vag drive to me!
 
I'd hit that midget with the wife watching brah
 
I'll just have my people get with her people and see of we can work it out.... I'm tired of racking my own weights...
 
The Alpha... said:
I'll just have my people get with her people and see of we can work it out.... I'm tired of racking my own weights...
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I just leave the shit on the bar, wat the fuck they gonna do bout it?
 
Strongbow said:
I just leave the shit on the bar, wat the fuck they gonna do bout it?
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Point well taken... Let the next lil faggot wearing his magical wife beater or extra medium underarmor shit take it off...
 
stfu
 
What did I say?? Is under armor another sponsor here I didn't know about?
 
The Alpha... said:
Oh I get it now... Mr supps, orbit or N2BM doesnt sell personalities or sense of humors so a lot of the slapdicks on here have neither...
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Damn fine observation there Newb, I like yo style
 
Oh and just y'all know, that last post was brought to you by Under Armor and those old guys who still wear their 1980's string Golds Gym tank tops.

Shit, I'm gonna get banned I can feel it... But U must protect this house!!
 
Listen guys; I just wanna say this... I didn't have nothing to do with that Ryan Braun shit! Regardless if it's the gear or herpes!

And what does all this have to do with me purchasing a midget? I'm serious, Craigslist and eBay are sold the F out like all the products on N2BM!!
 
Angie's list replied back and told me to F off that I was going to hell... That bitch just can't except the alternative lifestyle...
 
Strongbow said:
Defly one of the better ones we've had in awhile at least since IDK StrongPlank
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What the crap are u guys talking bout "alter"? Fill me in, u know I'm newb to the site and ain't got all lingo down yet...
 
Bubbles had like six fucking dudes wanting to marry her ass, OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Glad had her too till she seen his bad toof.
 
miplank said:
that cryptosporidium dude kept telling her all about how he liked lil bunnies and shit.
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thats funny he kept Pming me about bunnies too
 
I gotta pair of hello kitty slippers... Bitches love kitties and slippers
 
miplank said:
seriously...you do not...do you?
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Actually yes. I see these old guys come in every morning with the tight sweat pants and either a cut up t-shirt or one of those damn string tank tops with nasty chest hair flowing from the top. No Bullshit bro!!! And the fanny pack has made it's appearance a few times as well. I will get you pics next time they are in.
 
buahahahahahahahah...


Do they by chance have a gold cross chain somewhere in that luscious mound of chest hair?
 
obsessedwliftin said:
Actually yes. I see these old guys come in every morning with the tight sweat pants and either a cut up t-shirt or one of those damn string tank tops with nasty chest hair flowing from the top. No Bullshit bro!!! And the fanny pack has made it's appearance a few times as well. I will get you pics next time they are in.
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How in the hell do they manage to wear the fanny packs when they never take off their weight belts?

Oh, and don't forget the old school Payless shoes with the 2 Velcro straps. And they only wear those bc it's easy to put em on while wearing their weight belt...
 
obsessedwliftin said:
Lol didn't notice but pics will be coming to your pm box as soon as I get some. It is truly a terrible sight at 5:30am bro.
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Can't wait to see that! Those old battle axes! their bushy eye brows and nose hair is longer than the hair on their heads....

Nothing beats the smell of brut or English leather in the morning...
 
obsessedwliftin said:
Actually yes. I see these old guys come in every morning with the tight sweat pants and either a cut up t-shirt or one of those damn string tank tops with nasty chest hair flowing from the top. No Bullshit bro!!! And the fanny pack has made it's appearance a few times as well. I will get you pics next time they are in.
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We had these guys at my gym too... There's even one that wears wrestling singlets.
 
Cutiebolic said:
We had these guys at my gym too... There's even one that wears wrestling singlets.
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They probably still have those cell /car phones that look like walky talky's and sit inside the leather case...
 
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