I'm getting fat now so when I start working out, it will turn to muscle. My legs are already big enough, so I just bench and curl. I don't want to start working out, cause when I stop, it will all turn to fat. I don't want big muscles cause then the girls won't leave me alone (ok, that one's true)
that if you walk around with your arms out like wings people are not going to laugh at you
the imaginary lat syndrom
that has been pissing me off lately