Help Me Get Outta Hell!

[SWOLED UP]

OK, on this thread i dont wanna hear about, stick it out and other shit about whyd u join and shit like that. All i wanna know is whats the best way to get out of the ARMY, THE FASTEST WAY!

 

[HamsterHider]

Pretend to be crazy, go see the counselor, eat something that looks like your own shit.

 

[WarriorPL]

shoot yourself in the foot.


~WizKid

 

[SWOLED UP]

WHAT about going AWOL?

 

[HamsterHider]

You might get a little time in jail. Call once you run away say you were having such moral dilemas with being enlisted, and ask for a dishonorable discharge

 

[SWOLED UP]

YES, ive talked to a few buddies and they said that, thats the way to go. He said they put you in jail for a lil bit then let u go

 

[HamsterHider]

Yeah so why you want out?

 

[SWOLED UP]

everything i hate everything, besides i only live once, im doing what i want