Cmon, everybody lighten up on the guy! I mean, the poor guy just found out that he sucked pole big time, on his best friend, no less! He probably feels like shit because he was probably getting all into it with the "blow job eye contact" looks up at his friend, he was probably making all those slurping noises, and trying his best to take it all in, probably gagging, but still trying to take it all because he was loving it so much. He was probably playing with the balls with one hand while stroking the stem with the other like a pro, and then squeezing both hairy, stink ass cheeks with his hands and pulling the guy into himself. If he wears glasses, he probably was too drunk to take them off and when he put his glasses on in the morning, they were all bent in in the middle and he didn't know why. He probably got the "pearl necklace" all over in his face and hair, and probably rubbed it all around his skin like the girls do on pornos, and licking it off his fingers like they do while going, "mmmm, yeah, mmmm!".
So stop picking on him and saying stuff that would just make him feel worse. I know that I wouldn't do that!