Help DCUP! Tunnels under my house!

[rsnoble]

I discoverd this while in my crawl space. It is being controlled by rats as large as cats. They have built another tunnel leading to the chicken coupe and have kidnapped my chicks and brought them to the main tunnel. No fucking joke. Couldn't figure out where my fucking chicks were going until I was walking thru the backyard and heard a faint "cheep cheep" coming from underground. At first I thought it was acid flashbacks from many years ago. I recovered a few that hadn't been ate yet. However these large rats are still roaming thru tunnels underneath the house and through the yard! Perhaps you are correct on these tunnels, if rats can accomplish something as sophisticated as this who knows what humans could do. Of course were talking about iraqis and pygmies, but they've got shovels. Im within miles of a military base and have frequent fly overs(better stop firing my titanium salutes!)I am considering getting ahold of Colonel Brag this week and arranging to have one of those Daisy Cutter things put in one of the helicopters and dropped off in my back yard. I will hide in the front yard in the dog house with Fluffy. It shoud be ok, it's on the other side of the house and behind a big tree. Should I wear ear plugs? I'll let you know how it turns out.

 

[manny78]

Fill the tunnels with home made napalm.

1 part of Joy dish soap

3 parts of gasoline

The dish soap will make the flammes last longer so this will create an intense heat inside.

 

[p0ink]

Fill the tunnels with home made napalm.

1 part of Joy dish soap

3 parts of gasoline

The dish soap will make the flammes last longer so this will create an intense heat inside.

sounds like a good way to burn the house down.

 

[Optimus B]

LMAO

sounds like a job for a mini-nuke.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

LMAO
sounds like a job for a mini-nuke.

Ditto! It would end rsnobles suffering and misery quickly!