Help! Balls Won't Grow

[Lone Trooper]

hai guise ive ben dewing skquats and my intire bodys suppose to grow but its not growing my balls? what gives!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need a bigger bag so i can teabag my uncle and satisfy him lollolol!!

pos repz uf i help me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BiggT]

Dood....you need to pre-exhaust....geeze, bro haven't you ever heard of teh great Arthur Jones?? Obviously not.......or how about Vince Gironda, he wouldn't let guys skwat cuz it made their ass cheeks too big.....man, you've been living in the dark ages, lolololzz

The key is to pre-exhaust your balls.....first, jerk off to whatever internet porn floats your boat to drain teh sack good, then take a crow bar or tire iron to your balls to exhaust them, THEN try skwattin'......45lbs will feel SO heavy and get you so pumped that your balls will grow symmetrically.

Speaking of whacking off to porn, I am off to turn off my search filter and google 'athletic girls' or some such thing, lol

 

[muscelove]

try isolated ball raises

 

[Lone Trooper]

try isolated ball raises

whut repset scheme? can i do creatine with this program? i want a hyooge sack so i can impress the ladeez with my bulge i kno thats what women care about lolol im not just vain and pathetic and afraid to admit it, i reall yknow women klike muscley men and bulgings biceps bros!!!

 

[muscelove]

yes inject your balls with creatine. 500cc a day

 

[beerdrinker]

I've tried pre-exhausting my cock, but all that did for me was make it harder to perform. It's still not any bigger.

 

[Cynical Simian]

Straddle a barbell and try to do between-the-legs cleans.

 

[al420]

Straddle a barbell and try to do between-the-legs cleans.

Between-the-leg Jerks are much better for sheer mass, IMO.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

I prefer the faster blaster myself... it's discrete and gets the job done.

 

[e6er]

Are you doing ball crushers? They are similar to skull crushers but on the way down you have to bring the ez bar all the way to your balls.

 

[Island Son]

listen up guy, between sets you gotta stand in front of the mirror, pull out your balls and flex them a few times. Teh pump makes them grow like CR4ZY!!1!!

 

[s8nlilhlpr]

DOOOOODZ you forgot weighted teabag skwatz!!! Pre-exhaust ALWAYS, then clip your nut weights on and practice in front of the aerobics room. CHICKS DIG IT!

 

[mad dipz]

make sure you do warmup sets too, stretch everything out, you don't want to pull anything

 

[blut wump]

You need a larger CNS - creatine nut sack. On the beach it can look almost real.

 

[Protobuilder]

i'm going more for the ripped look

 

[Lone Trooper]

i'm going more for the ripped look

I knew this thread would attract you eventually.

Didn't know Blut drove on that side of the road, though.

Bring in G5 and AB.

 

[blut wump]

Where there's a willy there's a way.

 

[Cynical Simian]

Would breaking open Amplify02 caps and rubbing the powder on my sack be effective for insane, mind-blowing ball pumps?

 

[coolcolj]

you need someone to blow you hard, that should inflate the sacs....

 

[al420]

Would breaking open Amplify02 caps and rubbing the powder on my sack be effective for insane, mind-blowing ball pumps?

Ask Blut...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=533055

 

[sardonicone]

What...the fuck?

 

[Guinness5.0]

Bros after using all the techniques above for a whole week my nuts are still the same size. I think I hit my geneitc potential, so I'm going to use some Synthol. I bought mine from this guy:
http://tintuconline.vietnamnet.vn/Library/myImages/10/2006/09/28/doping.jpg
who said that 5cc/day in each 'boy' would be the way to go. I might do 6cc in the left and 5cc in the right, though, so it still looks natural. What do you all think???

 

[anotherbutters]

Genetic potential? pffft! Don't you know how to program your workouts to ensure continued growth?

Here's one surefire way of making those bad boys grow. Make sure you add weight every week to keep the gains going. I recommend a 5x5 rep scheme.