Help a nigga out...

[The Shadow]

..settle a disagreement.

All things being equal, who would win in a tag-team street fight between:

The two old geezers in the Muppet Show or Bert and Ernie.

B&E got the edge cuz they younger. The geezers could go old-school though and fuck em up with their patented boomerang denture move. I see Animal running in and turning heel and ripping off some appendages from the geezers. Animal be on some serious shit to get the roid rage...



Opinions??

 

[needleboy]

Ernie & Bert are gay, and as such may not see the old geezers sneak attack comming. One the geezers startle Ernie & Bert, and get them on their heels it's all over. Those guys are just plain mean mofo's. One moinute Ernie & Bert are talking about circuit parties, and muscle shirts, next thing their the guests of honor at an Old Geezer Boot Party!!

 

[serge]

lost a few braincells reading this

 

[The Shadow]

lost a few braincells reading this

Can you afford that???

 

[droid]

The Oscar and Big Bird team would whip all there asses. Oscar runs halo, anadrol and cheque drops all year hence giving him the title of Grouch and Big Birds choice of drugs is obviously GH and test, look at him he has GH beak and feet.

 

[The Shadow]

The Oscar and Big Bird team would whip all there asses. Oscar runs halo, anadrol and cheque drops all year hence giving him the title of Grouch and Big Birds choice of drugs is obviously GH and test, look at him he has GH beak and feet.

Word!!

I thing Bird would fly into a rage and Bill-fuck everybody...

 

[The Shadow]

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[Sassy69]

I"m thinking Miss Piggy could take on all of them... She's been bulking for a while now....

 

[The Shadow]

I"m thinking Miss Piggy could take on all of them... She's been bulking for a while now....

Where my home-girlie been???

S'up J??

 

[needleboy]

Bird is unstopable, especially in Mr. Snufleufagus has his back- They are badder than the Road Warrriors ever thought of being!!!

 

[cbeaks]

bump for more opinions. I think the Big Bird - Snuffleuffagus combo is pretty tough to beat.

 

[serge]

"Can you afford that???"

if loose a LOT more, i will be at risk of becoming as useless you you currently are

 

[The Shadow]

"Can you afford that???"

if loose a LOT more, i will be at risk of becoming as useless you you currently are

What's your major malfunction?? Why don't you go back to playing feltch with your dog??

 

[The Shadow]

What's that Lassie???

Serge is playing with your ass again..Oh no.
Well - you know he love ass-crack souffle'

 

[serge]

"What's your major malfunction?? Why don't you go back to playing feltch with your dog??"

Ok cornhol, lets go play fetch

 

[The Shadow]

You don't spell very well, do you...

"What's your major malfunction?? Why don't you go back to playing feltch with your dog??"

Ok cornhol, lets go play fetch

Why are you so intent on insulting me?? THis cyber-stalking had got to stop. Where do you find the time in your busy schedule:

0600 - get up. Pop tape of Saving Ryan's Privates into VCR again

0630 - get towel to clean TV and rewind movie from scence where Damon and Hanks play pick-up-sticks.

0700 - hit bubble bath and get ready for work. Put on yellow leg warmers, sequined yellow sweater and pink go-go boots and head out for Chico's Big Burrito and Cock Bar.

0745 - arrive at work. Put on Cover Grill lipstick and Michael Bolton wig and chant the mantra: I am Mango, I AM mango.

1700 - arrive back home, tender and slightly raw from the Mahoney brothers playing hide the kitchen appliance. Make note to offer ID glaide and request a reach around next time.


1800 - Have the usual supper. Bowl of Honey Bunches of Assholes, some rice pudding, and for desert you call up Some-hung-lo-yung-guy and have some ass crack souffle'


2000 - retire to bed with dreams of cock-pot-pies dancing in my head...

 

[The Shadow]

BTW, it seems to me that some childhood trauma is to account for your attitude. What happened:

1 - You licked too many toads in elementary school.

2 - Your little sister stomped a mudhole in your ass and walked it dry when you practiced your lip locks on her Elton John poster.

3 - Your little BROTHER stomped a mudhole in your ass and walked it dry when you practiced your lip locks on HIS Elton John poster.

4 - What about the time your Uncle Larry took you on a camping trip and you learned the true meaning of "weenie roast". Henceforth the nickname you have on Elite of "Uncle Larry's little man"

5 - Too many bad memories from playing Operation with your buddies? You remember, every time you got the buzz you had to fluff the guy across from you. Everyone wondered why you kept going from the Adam's Apple...

So which is it?? Is it a combo?? There are agencies out there to help.

Perhaps NAMBLA.

 

[chiliuno]

hahahaha.........
this board is out of control...
too funny cornholio

 

[The Shadow]

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[hayesjones]

Cornholio- you have too much time, Punk bitch!!!!haha

 

[The Shadow]

Cornholio- you have too much time, Punk bitch!!!!haha

S'up neighbor - this is Shadow.. GOing to the Nationals in Atlanta this weekend??