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HelenSL, a message from Havoc

havoc

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I did not read everyones reply in your "Intro Thread", however, I would have to fully concur with Frackal's response in saying "You are fucking weird" and thats Ok, everyone is in there own way. However, you are weird in a Jeffrey Dahmer/Pedophile/Unibomber type manner and frankly you have the quality of "Disturbing" all to yourself. I'm not quite sure how to approach you while I am on here. A part of me would like to verbally lynch your quaker looking self back to the Little House on the Prairie you came from, on the other hand maybe we will get along and the entire board will vote you member of the month, you could put that prize next to your son's Eagle Scout banner or something. Well, hopefully one of your personalities will reply to this and tell me your thoughts. A few questions:
How old were you when you first banged a man?
How many men have you slept with?
Were you molested at all?

To be fair I would like to answer for myself just so it doesnt seem unjust.
Never banged a man.
None.
No.

Ok, holla. peace
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I am not a man you fool WODIN!!! :rolleyes: Have you never seen a woman with short hair before??? Geez...

Havoc

I know i am weird so what's new? Or...even...what's up Doc??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you aren't a doctor are you???

Anyway, um, i can remember as a small child being scared at night and sleeping in my parents bed. So at very young i slept with a man but perhaps not as you meant it ;-)

So that makes it two men at least :D

Also i am not aware i was ever sexulaly molested or even harassed no my dear :-D.

Well not in RL anyway ;). Seems like online anything goes... :rolleyes:

Now as for evil scout here is how my evil mind works. My son is not never has been a scout however that reminded me that yesterday (you need to know i am disturbingly fascinated with misspeaks) i wrote down when my pastor stumbled on the word 'evil' and said 'eagle' instead. At the time i wondered by but evidently it foreshadowed your post, sir :-D (or madam, whatever...how would i know? ;-))

In defense of me, I always keep notes of anything interesting...mentally or even written, at times :-D

I think you must be alarmingly right about me actually. Good job i own no armed weapons perhaps ;-)

love
helen
 
How come? Cause the best of the best of ya'll have come out and tried to insult her and she isn't phased? It's hard to insult mentally ill people.........the world already flips them out so you can't make it any worse.

Star
 
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Star said:
How come? Cause the best of the best if ya'll have come out and tried to insult her and she isn't phased? It's hard to insult mentally ill people.........the world flips them out so you can't make it any worse.

Star

you got it star

It's like that Monty Python Life of Brian scene where the man is about to be stoned because he said "Jehovah" and he's being warned by the John Cleese Religious Leader "Don't say it again and make it worse for yourself" and he says "How could it be any worse??? JEHOVAH!!! JEHOVAH!!!" etc etc and is jumping up and down, yelling it over and over again...

In the end the JCRL gets stoned too because he says "Jehovah" when he is warning the other man to stop saying it...

I expect if there's an afterlife the stoned man is wetting himself that the JCRL got stoned too....... :D

that's what i call justice :D

yours
helen
 
It scares me to think that there are people like this chick out there in the world. They pass for normal but you know they'll snap one day. And until they do, they will make life hell for the rest of us. These are the people that latch onto a belief system and persecute anyone who doesn't think like them (not HelenSL specifically, but definetly that type). Hell, I'll go ahead and say it. I've got 10 bucks that this is an ultra-right winger that hates everyone that is different. Ask her opinions on right to choose, racial equality, poor people, different countries and religions.
 
Guys one more thing. So far Helen has not preached or gotten weird.....She actually has been amusing and her comments are funny in some of the threads. (Ok the web page is kinda weird but maybe it's theraputic). Give her a chance. Mental illness can't be quite amusing and for entertainment value alone we should see where this leads.

Star
 
Helen,

If I was to find a christian woman, crack her skull open, stick a bendy straw in her brain and suck with all my might, would the poison of religion still find it's way into my soul? Or would I be doing the world a favor?

Answer me now heathen!
 
uh, hi Satanic Goatslayer

ok i'll bite... ;)

These are my predicktions for you sir (or madam ;))

a) you are too cowardly to crack her skull open
b) you try but can't hit hard enough
c) you try and succeed and faint at the sight of blood
d) you get to her brain and finally discover you can't suck brains through a straw DUH
e) you come up with some alternative way of eating her brains and all that happens it that makes you puke

So, no, no poison of religion imbibed...you just come off looking like an idiot :D

An unfamiliar thing for you no doubt since it has never happened before, right?

yours,
helen

p.s. to frorider6...you decide if this is good or bad news...i already snapped my dear :D

i think this is about as bad as it gets...

well maybe a few more smilies and misspells on craziest days ;)

guess who snapped me??? Christians!!! Ah good ol Christians - don't ya sometimes wanna beat in their skulls and then suck out their brains with a bendy straw just for the hell of it...? :D

Well actually i don't but then i'm mentally ill so don' expect any normal stuff out of me - no sirree!!!

:rolleyes:
 
oh im sorry. i must have taken a wrong turn somewhere..i was supposed to be on a bodybuilding board..anybody know what i did wrong?
 
HelenSL said:
ahhhhh....now y'all are getting the hang of it!!! :D

as i thought, you just needed to get warmed up... ;)

:rolleyes:

helen :cool:

if you want to talk shit you have to say stuff. you cant just make retarded fucking comments like that. i bet you wish jesus would lay some pipe in your nasty old cooch. you look like some kind of fucking hideous skeleton with your gums all hanging out of your mouth.
 
Cmon i'm not a minister of anything. Didn't i tell you i am a stay at home Mom already? Maybe you didn't see that post.

Besides who'd put someone with a face like me on TV for fuck's sake???

Oh am i allowed to say 'fuck' here - well for sure i'm going to hell now eh??? :D

I think you can say whatever you like here except the mods might ban ya, right??? ;) But what is God gonna do except laugh his head off :D

oh shit maybe he already did and that made that great hole in the desert that is so expensive to go see....? When it hit and bounced off again i mean...!!! :rolleyes:

Yah know i will never be as good at swearing as y'all...so i may give up soon as having lost already :)

Hey do you think my church will crucify me when they find i am on here and what i said??? LOL maybe...they are very fundamentalist in belief you know. Believe all the standard s-

helen
 
Thesalami

Do i think anyone gives a shit about my church, you ased?

well i don't think period ;). so - well uh, no, i don't therefore :D

Could you repeat the question for me please??? :rolleyes:

helen
 
I just post there PsychoSkitz.

I have nothing to do with it otherwise just like i have nothing to do with here except i post here.

Same with Sec Web.

Hey i am my own person and no-one tells me what to do who is visible!!!

helen
 
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