Helen Keller Jokes

[poultrygeist]

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?
The dog is blind too.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was "wusrhgluhkgush".

Why does Helen Keller masterbate with 1 hand?
So she can moan and groan with the other.







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[FreeballinDC]

How did Helen burn her hands?

By trying to "read" the waffle iron.

 

[slickdadd]

first two suck, but on the third I'm gonna have to give that a big fat "lmao!"

 

[the_jarhead]

How did Helen killer's mother punish her?
She rearranged the furniture.