heaven bound

[AAP]

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Mom to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat she said, as gently as she could, *** "I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."

"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Mommy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.

At a loss for something to say the mother replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."

Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her mother came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Daddy almost died this morning."

Fearing something terrible had happened the mother shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Mommy!"

"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw Daddy lying on the floor with his legs in the air and he was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding him down Daddy would definitely have gone to heaven, Mommy".

 

[Tiervexx]

 

[Tiervexx]

tried to give you karma but it won't let me

 

[Mike_Rojas]

 

[big_bad_buff]

I'm guessing here, but I beleive this wasnt a "gay" joke before AAp got to it. i think it was the mother bumpin the mailman LOL

 

[Rio 2001]

Yep, you got that right.
Very funny anyway.

 

[WarriorPL]

 

[Nessa Bug]

funny, funny