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[blueta2]

Actually, I did eat cabbage. No dice, as of yet.

I'm considering a voodoo ritual...LOL.

did u? It should have worked? This boy is stubborn!

Ok, I think if we all here at EF chant, he'll come.

 

[Gymgurl]

2 tablespoons castor oil and you will be in labor by the end of the day...I swear by it. Worked everytime for me

 

[heavy_duty]

My wifes doctor told her to go home and have sex.
something in the sperm stimulates contractions.
when we walked into L&D he smiled at her and said "ah ha you took my advice eh?"
she turned 3 shades of red blushing.

 

[bigmann245]

when my wife was 8 months pregnant we went to what was supposed to be a "routine" check-up. well when they realized the babies heart rate dropped drastically the slew of doctors did their assessments and left the room without saying a word to us. talk about freaking out... well the nurse came in and said the doctors are discussing inducing my wife because our son was too big and didn't have a lot of room in the womb which caused stress and thats why his heart rate fell way down. we asked the nurse how they were going to induce her and her answer further freaked us out. she said they will probably have me tweak her nipples and cause her uterus to start contracting and hopefully force labor. i thought she was so kidding us i laughed. nope she was dead serious so immediately i felt stupid. lol. imagine if they asked us to have sex right there in the exam room???? talk about pressure to perform. anyways, we elected to have her go to the labor and delivery floor and they put this pill inside of my wifes vagina which caused her to go into labor..... but the labor lasted freakin 24 hours on the nose. induced 2:30pm one day he was born 2:30pm the next day. i have all the painful contractions on film and oh btw the dumb ass Navy Doctors did the epidural too early so basically she ended up having the birth natural..... yea she almost broke my hand she squeezed it so hard.


moral of the story..... well there is no moral, i just thought it was a good story.

don't worry heather im sure your doctors are way better than ours were...

 

[Phaded]

interesting i better get a sticky like this

 

[heatherrae]

My wifes doctor told her to go home and have sex.
something in the sperm stimulates contractions.
when we walked into L&D he smiled at her and said "ah ha you took my advice eh?"
she turned 3 shades of red blushing.

the good old "seduction induction"

 

[heatherrae]

2 tablespoons castor oil and you will be in labor by the end of the day...I swear by it. Worked everytime for me

I want to avoid the crippling diarrhea...lol.

 

[blueta2]

I want to avoid the crippling diarrhea...lol.

She still with us folks.....

How ya feeling today love?

 

[heatherrae]

when my wife was 8 months pregnant we went to what was supposed to be a "routine" check-up. well when they realized the babies heart rate dropped drastically the slew of doctors did their assessments and left the room without saying a word to us. talk about freaking out... well the nurse came in and said the doctors are discussing inducing my wife because our son was too big and didn't have a lot of room in the womb which caused stress and thats why his heart rate fell way down. we asked the nurse how they were going to induce her and her answer further freaked us out. she said they will probably have me tweak her nipples and cause her uterus to start contracting and hopefully force labor. i thought she was so kidding us i laughed. nope she was dead serious so immediately i felt stupid. lol. imagine if they asked us to have sex right there in the exam room???? talk about pressure to perform. anyways, we elected to have her go to the labor and delivery floor and they put this pill inside of my wifes vagina which caused her to go into labor..... but the labor lasted freakin 24 hours on the nose. induced 2:30pm one day he was born 2:30pm the next day. i have all the painful contractions on film and oh btw the dumb ass Navy Doctors did the epidural too early so basically she ended up having the birth natural..... yea she almost broke my hand she squeezed it so hard.


moral of the story..... well there is no moral, i just thought it was a good story.

don't worry heather im sure your doctors are way better than ours were...

Poor gal. Glad everyone came out of it okay.

 

[gotmilk]

H, you must be itching to get that boy out. I'm telling you, EAT CABBAGE!

Throw in some corn beef, carrots, and potatoes and I'll come to yell "PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for ya