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genxrep

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evryone knows that Havoc ownes a candle biz named "candle chaos". but what you dont know is that he specializes in unusual smells like: cat vomit, anal penitration, morning breath, post sex, pregnant cow, spoiled milk, used tampon, sweaty gym shorts, luke warm dead fish, and his number one seller toe jam:splat:
 
I have the "Maggot Infested Coochie Pie" burning right now. Ahhh the aroma is awesome!


Love the Tuna...
 
genxrep said:
yeah my personal fav is the twice cooked raped corpse
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I have that on order! Is it as sweet as Diced tampons with Schmegma?
 
Obviously I know you, because a shit for brains such as yourself would know better, how about I finger fuck your eye sockets until I get a bowling ball grip on your 20 lb melon and throw you down in the gutter where you belong, ass jammer?
 
havoc said:
Obviously I know you, because a shit for brains such as yourself would know better, how about I finger fuck your eye sockets until I get a bowling ball grip on your 20 lb melon and throw you down in the gutter where you belong, ass jammer?
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obviously you dont know me or you would not be talking to me like that. if you knew who this was then you would think twice about opening your mouth before considering that i have teleconetic powers over you and i will make you comit sucide, which by the way is a SIN. but not respecting other people is as well. i believe calling someone shit for brains would be disrespectfull and there for a sin. and by the way i think it is physically imposible to poses fecise for a brain. lol
i bet you wont figure out who this is.... :alien:
 
genxrep said:


obviously you dont know me or you would not be talking to me like that. if you knew who this was then you would think twice about opening your mouth before considering that i have teleconetic powers over you and i will make you comit sucide, which by the way is a SIN. but not respecting other people is as well. i believe calling someone shit for brains would be disrespectfull and there for a sin. and by the way i think it is physically imposible to poses fecise for a brain. lol
i bet you wont figure out who this is.... :alien:
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Andy, you're more done than Michael Jackson' face.
 
this is most amusing. if andy got a spell checker it would be even funnier but nonetheless it's fun to watch someone give Mr. Butt Flooder a tablespoon of shit on his leg day. lol
 
supersizeme said:
this is most amusing. if andy got a spell checker it would be even funnier but nonetheless it's fun to watch someone give Mr. Butt Flooder a tablespoon of shit on his leg day. lol
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sorry i was in a hurry and no time for spelling
 
andy - i'm gathering you work with havoc. do you clean toilets during the day and masturbate albino goats to sell the seminal fluid on the black market at night, or are you in another line of work?
 
supersizeme said:
andy - i'm gathering you work with havoc. do you clean toilets during the day and masturbate albino goats to sell the seminal fluid on the black market at night, or are you in another line of work?
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SSME is asking because he applied for that job and Havoc said the position was filled. Took SSME a month to get over that. He has won gold medals in the Albino Goat Masturbation Olympics.
 
WODIN said:


SSME is asking because he applied for that job and Havoc said the position was filled. Took SSME a month to get over that. He has won gold medals in the Albino Goat Masturbation Olympics.
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yes i ahve heard of SSME. didnt he win all state goat masterbater in high school. and he was all american in clooege as well and his freshman year at that. what a winner?
 
supersizeme said:
andy - i'm gathering you work with havoc. do you clean toilets during the day and masturbate albino goats to sell the seminal fluid on the black market at night, or are you in another line of work?
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i cant believe you are still bitter about not getting the position as havocs assistant. and by the way havoc works for me.. he is my little errand boy.
 
i wouldn't believe anything you just said except that you used the word "little" when referring to the guy so i know you're not bullshitting here.

i really am good at masturbating goats. i won't lie. but it's only the female ones. i can get anything with a vagina and a clitoris off in a matter of mere seconds. god decided to bless this earth with the likes of me and save the women of this planet from their orgasmless destiny, be it farm animals, prison dykes, whatever. i'm here to please female genitalia of all kinds.
 
supersizeme said:
i wouldn't believe anything you just said except that you used the word "little" when referring to the guy so i know you're not bullshitting here.

i really am good at masturbating goats. i won't lie. but it's only the female ones. i can get anything with a vagina and a clitoris off in a matter of mere seconds. god decided to bless this earth with the likes of me and save the women of this planet from their orgasmless destiny, be it farm animals, prison dykes, whatever. i'm here to please female genitalia of all kinds.
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then my theory is true.... guys who talk about how good and how big they are all the time are really just farm animal rapists.. lol
 
genxrep said:


yes i ahve heard of SSME. didnt he win all state goat masterbater in high school. and he was all american in clooege as well and his freshman year at that. what a winner?
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Does anyone else really like the word clooege?
 
~~~SlickassBiatch~~~ said:
i'd like to place an order for one big cock shaped candle. thanks.
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ok it will arrive at your door step in 3 to 5 days. but i have a feeling it wont last you long. you are so hot. it will melt quickly.
 
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