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supersizeme said:
this is most amusing. if andy got a spell checker it would be even funnier but nonetheless it's fun to watch someone give Mr. Butt Flooder a tablespoon of shit on his leg day. lol
sorry i was in a hurry and no time for spelling
 
andy - i'm gathering you work with havoc. do you clean toilets during the day and masturbate albino goats to sell the seminal fluid on the black market at night, or are you in another line of work?
 
supersizeme said:
andy - i'm gathering you work with havoc. do you clean toilets during the day and masturbate albino goats to sell the seminal fluid on the black market at night, or are you in another line of work?

SSME is asking because he applied for that job and Havoc said the position was filled. Took SSME a month to get over that. He has won gold medals in the Albino Goat Masturbation Olympics.
 
WODIN said:


SSME is asking because he applied for that job and Havoc said the position was filled. Took SSME a month to get over that. He has won gold medals in the Albino Goat Masturbation Olympics.

yes i ahve heard of SSME. didnt he win all state goat masterbater in high school. and he was all american in clooege as well and his freshman year at that. what a winner?
 
supersizeme said:
andy - i'm gathering you work with havoc. do you clean toilets during the day and masturbate albino goats to sell the seminal fluid on the black market at night, or are you in another line of work?

i cant believe you are still bitter about not getting the position as havocs assistant. and by the way havoc works for me.. he is my little errand boy.
 
i wouldn't believe anything you just said except that you used the word "little" when referring to the guy so i know you're not bullshitting here.

i really am good at masturbating goats. i won't lie. but it's only the female ones. i can get anything with a vagina and a clitoris off in a matter of mere seconds. god decided to bless this earth with the likes of me and save the women of this planet from their orgasmless destiny, be it farm animals, prison dykes, whatever. i'm here to please female genitalia of all kinds.
 
supersizeme said:
i wouldn't believe anything you just said except that you used the word "little" when referring to the guy so i know you're not bullshitting here.

i really am good at masturbating goats. i won't lie. but it's only the female ones. i can get anything with a vagina and a clitoris off in a matter of mere seconds. god decided to bless this earth with the likes of me and save the women of this planet from their orgasmless destiny, be it farm animals, prison dykes, whatever. i'm here to please female genitalia of all kinds.
then my theory is true.... guys who talk about how good and how big they are all the time are really just farm animal rapists.. lol
 
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