Have You Ever...

[Fragadelic]

been awakened by a beautiful sunrise streaming in through your window, hear the birds chirping and feel the soft, warm breeze on your face and think...

Oh what the fuck!? I didn't die in my fucking sleep! God fucking dammit!

 

[chewyxrage]

well, no.

but the sun is coming up right now and I hear birds chirping and I wonder why the fuck I didnt goto bed 4 hours ago.............

 

[chewyxrage]

tell that girl in your avatar that her tits are not proportional.

 

[anthrax]

tell that girl in your avatar that her tits are not proportional.

I was about to say tha same thing

Really cheap boob job
She must have her money back

 

[Paulo]

that about sums up the past year or so for me.

 

[perkele]

tell that girl in your avatar that her tits are not proportional.

It's his sister so take that back!

 

[FISHTALES]

no, but Frances woke me up this morning

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

been awakened by a beautiful sunrise streaming in through your window, hear the birds chirping and feel the soft, warm breeze on your face and think...

Oh what the fuck!? I didn't die in my fucking sleep! God fucking dammit!

YES!