Have you ever?

[musclemom]

I totally decked my ex-wife once. It was completely an accident though.

I was sleeping and apparently having a nightmare or something. She said my fist were clenched and I was making noises. She said she shook me and I decked her and sent her flying off the bed. I never woke up from it, but I did bruise the fuck out of her shoulder though.

I used to beat the hell out of my first husband in my sleep! Not from nightmares, I'd just haul off and belt him, throat chop him, crotch punch (seriously). I guess my subconscious was acting out my feelings because I've never struck out at my current husband.

 

[PICK3]

I've been bitch slapped

 

[Faizakafez]

Have any of you ever slapped someone or gotten a slap? I've seen it happen but I've never done it or had it done to me.

Let me hear them cool stories!

I wish I could slap you back to mexico -fgt

 

[-SD-]

The only thing I beat the piss out of nowadays is my dick.

Does it take the piss?

 

[-SD-]

ISIS (my wife) cold cocked me in the ear hole while we were waiting for our table in the lobby at a busy restaurant. I was baked and we were talking about something stupid and I said "No, you idiot" really loud or something and she was sitting next to me and next thing i know i feel this big thud on the side of my head and remember thinking "Hmmm did she just deck me in the head? That was interesting...."

 

[nangiggles]

I wish I could slap you back to mexico -fgt

WTF am I supposed to do in Mexico? hang out with your short ass equals?

 

[Faizakafez]

WTF am I supposed to do in Mexico? hang out with your short ass equals?

visit your family

 

[wootoom]

Does it take the piss?

Filtered?

 

[-SD-]

Filtered?

Can A Toll?

 

[PICK3]

ISIS (my wife) cold cocked me in the ear hole while we were waiting for our table in the lobby at a busy restaurant. I was baked and we were talking about something stupid and I said "No, you idiot" really loud or something and she was sitting next to me and next thing i know i feel this big thud on the side of my head and remember thinking "Hmmm did she just deck me in the head? That was interesting...."

classy!