Have you ever tasted your own semen?

[casavant]

So there I am, waxing the crab on my bed, and when my volcano erupts, the first big ribbon of hot magma slaps me right across my lip and left eye. So, I figured it's right there on my lip, and it's mostly protein anyway, why not recycle? There wasn't much taste to mine, but I've heard that can vary widely depending on your diet. One other time, I licked a bit off my girlfriend's stomach just for shock effect. She didn't know quite what to think about that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

when you drink an entire bucketfull... it is hard to say how much is really your own, and how much is from the other guys....


ewwww... I think I just succeeded in grossing even myself out.
time to put my pants back on

 

[casavant]

Yeah dude, you one-upped me there.

 

[Y_lifter]

I usually keep my Semen below decks and busy tending to the engines so I can't answer that question.. sorry

 

[casavant]

Y_Lifter

I usually keep my Semen below decks and busy tending to the engines so I can't answer that question.. sorry

I didn't make you puke on your office floor this time? DAMMIT!

 

[WODIN]

The dreaded "SNOWBALL!" When you get a bj and she goes to kiss you and shoots your wad from her mouth to yours.

 

[casavant]

That's when you do the dreaded "mudball". Force feed her your still-warm feces.

 

[the nature boy]

my buddy was getting head from some chick and right before he busted she used her hand on him to finish him off. He ended up shooting a load directly into his open mouth. It wasn't me by the way.

 

[casavant]

He didn't shoot his load into your mouth?

 

[the nature boy]

He didn't shoot his load into your mouth?

damn I hate it when I set myself up like that. how do I erase a post? lol