Have you ever pwned yourself

[The Shadow]

...with your reflexes??


Happened twice this week.....both in the kitchen.

I knocked a jar of pickles from the counter....years of lab training taught that if you dropped a test tube that you couldnt reproduce, you tried to manuver your foot so that the tube would hit it as opposed to the concrete lab floor.

Well....you can imagine the bruise that I now have.


I also tried to catch a glass beofre it hit the stone counter top, only to catch it a nano-second after it exploded.....




PWNED by my cat-like reflexes.

 

[slat1]

I woke up in the middle of the night swinging away like I was in a nasty fight.
I guess I was sleeping and a pillow fell over on my head. I thought it was someone attacking me. Apparently, I launched out of bed with my cat like reflexes and worked over my pillow.
My girl friend still makes fun of me!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I bet your good gag reflex has come in handy too.

 

[jenscats5]

All right - while keeping with the kitchen theme.....

Once made some chicken wings under the broiler (no sauce) and made up the sauce separately, put said sauce in a plastic container then put the cooked wings in it to toss them. Well the heat caused the lid to come off whilst shaking said container - spraying sauce all over the kitchen. Cleaned it up & decided they had cooled off enough to re-shake.....ummm NO....sauce all over the kitchen a 2nd time....

PWNED!!

 

[foreigngirl]

All right - while keeping with the kitchen theme.....

Once made some chicken wings under the broiler (no sauce) and made up the sauce separately, put said sauce in a plastic container then put the cooked wings in it to toss them. Well the heat caused the lid to come off whilst shaking said container - spraying sauce all over the kitchen. Cleaned it up & decided they had cooled off enough to re-shake.....ummm NO....sauce all over the kitchen a 2nd time....

PWNED!!

lol...I can only picture that. Thats why I just dip them in the sauce

 

[Raina]

I got up in the middle of the night to get some water. I didn't realize that the door was half open. I slammed into it and got a vertical owie down my forehead.

 

[Raina]

One day in dog school I wore shorts without pockets. My teacher gave me a bunch of charlie bears (liver flavored really hard crunchy dog treats that don't melt as fast since you keep them in your mouth). Well he gave me WAY too many. I had nowhere to put them so I just put them all in my mouth.

It was just too many. Then he decided 5 minutes later to stop and give us a lesson. So I wound up just chewing and swallowing them all. lol It was really gross but there was nowhere to put them.

So a little later he gave me more charlie bears. I didn't put so many in my mouth that time. I just figured I'd try to tuck them into the top of my underwear. Yeah. Bad idea. lol The traveled in an uncomfortable way and I was in the middle of a damn dog ring so I couldn't really go and fix the situation until after class.

I've never worn pants/shorts without pockets to dog school since.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah, im guilty of catching numerous heavy items with my feet and hurting myself. then theres the time you think that youre about to lose your grip on a glass of water/soda and do that mad twitch to maneuver and catch it...and after a mammoth convulsion, manage to get a faceful of whatever was in the glass. then there was the time i did another mad twitch while standing on a slippery tile floor and landing flat on my back.

so yah. lots of things. i barely racked my brain to think of those.

my mate probably has the best story though...heknocked a very long, very sharp filleting knife off the kitchen, and caught it on the way down by the handle, which was pretty cool...except that he caught it by the handle, with the blade pointing downwards...and it thunked about 6 inches into his thigh. and he promptly fainted.

 

[stilleto]

I bet your good gag reflex has come in handy too.

LOL
that was funny.

who are you and what did you do with aap?

 

[alien amp pharm]

....a bunch of charlie bears (liver flavored really hard crunchy dog treats ...........I just figured I'd try to tuck them into the top of my underwear.

There's always a treat in your underwear.

 

[The Shadow]

yeah, im guilty of catching numerous heavy items with my feet and hurting myself. then theres the time you think that youre about to lose your grip on a glass of water/soda and do that mad twitch to maneuver and catch it...and after a mammoth convulsion, manage to get a faceful of whatever was in the glass. then there was the time i did another mad twitch while standing on a slippery tile floor and landing flat on my back.

so yah. lots of things. i barely racked my brain to think of those.

my mate probably has the best story though...heknocked a very long, very sharp filleting knife off the kitchen, and caught it on the way down by the handle, which was pretty cool...except that he caught it by the handle, with the blade pointing downwards...and it thunked about 6 inches into his thigh. and he promptly fainted.

damn.....

 

[Miss24k]

The other day I was getting the fish oil out of the fridge and don't ask me what the hell is wrong with my hands, but I drop the damn thing, then try and catch it, obviously it didn't work out very well cause I ended up falling on the floor, next to a smash bottle of $50 fish oil next to me.

I was pissed to say the least. Not only was the damn stuff expensive, this particular brand was hard to find here, and was 75% full.

 

[Gymgurl]

Crap I have done that with actual flax seeds....drop..boom...all over the damn place

 

[gotmilk]

Yeah..I once thought the screen door was open...it was not.

I went running to the back porch only to get trounced by the screen. Total whiplash.

I was once doing tricep presses with the whole rack.....only to have the pin break during full arm extension. I drove myself face-first into the floor.

 

[The Shadow]

Yeah..I once thought the screen door was open...it was not.

I went running to the back porch only to get trounced by the screen. Total whiplash.

I was once doing tricep presses with the whole rack.....only to have the pin break during full arm extension. I drove myself face-first into the floor.

OH DAMN.........

 

[SoKlueles]

not with my muscles
well with my brain
today at work i went to my van at lunchtime and talked to my mom on the phone and went back in
well when it was time to get off work, i couldnt find my keys
went to my van, which the back door was unlocked, and the keys were in the ignition
and the van was turned on
not on as in vroom vroom, but on as in listening to the radio

 

[biteme]

I once slipped in the bathtub and fell on my back sprawled out, with a loud thud. Lucky I didnt hit my head.

 

[jnevin]

When I chewed, I knocked the cup I was spitting in and it started to kind of roll/ slide to the end of the table. I, being the ninja batman that I am, made it the length of the table, without hitting anyone with my arms or legs, and was able to stop it.

I stopped it a little too hard, because I splashed about 2 chews worth of spit right up my chest and face. Pimped it, I did.

 

[BUBBLES]

I fell on my bottom in the hallway on marble while carrying a bucket of water. I didn't get hurt but I got really wet. The worse part was having to clean all that water in the not so small hallway. Arghh

 

[Scotsman]

I bruised the fuck out of my foot last winter (04-05). I am used to wearing steel toe boots for work. I went out to my car and noticed that I had those big chunks of ice behind my wheels. So I figured that I should just knock them off. Well Yep I had my tennis shoes on and kicked the rather large block of ice. It's was a very good thing there were no children in the area.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[biteme]

Crap I have done that with actual flax seeds....drop..boom...all over the damn place

Who's the bitch in your avatar? I think I can take her.

 

[Scotsman]

Who's the bitch in your avatar? I think I can take her.

Where? To dinner, the park, hiking, etc...

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[biteme]

Where? To dinner, the park, hiking, etc...

Cheers,
Scotsman

SHe's wearing boxing gloves mate. She wants to box.

 

[jnevin]

Heh.. he said box..

 

[Scotsman]

SHe's wearing boxing gloves mate. She wants to box.

Play on words, I knew what you were aiming at, I was insinuating that you had no chance in a fight and should "take" her somewhere.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[H_T_]

ya ever been in a hurry, and you run to the dryer to grab some jeans cuz you know they've just been washed and you throw then into your gym bag and cuz you're slick, you change clothes at work and then you realize while pulling your pants up that the fucking jeans you have are too small and you can't get them on all the way? next time check the fucking label, Mikey McRushalot! that way you don't have to stress about lifting your fucking arms too high and exposing the fact that your pants aren't buttoned and are being held on by a belt. thank G that i had a button down on. left it untucked, appeared "casual"....

 

[biteme]

ya ever been in a hurry, and you run to the dryer to grab some jeans cuz you know they've just been washed and you throw then into your gym bag and cuz you're slick, you change clothes at work and then you realize while pulling your pants up that the fucking jeans you have are too small and you can't get them on all the way? next time check the fucking label, Mikey McRushalot! that way you don't have to stress about lifting your fucking arms too high and exposing the fact that your pants aren't buttoned and are being held on by a belt. thank G that i had a button down on. left it untucked, appeared "casual"....

No, but I've pooped my pants a couple of times. Once when I was 14, I suddenly became violently ill. The other time, I was passed out drunk and crapped, peed, and vomited on myself. Oh yeah and not long ago I thought I farted but I was wrong.

 

[H_T_]

No, but I've pooped my pants a couple of times. Once when I was 14, I suddenly became violently ill. The other time, I was passed out drunk and crapped, peed, and vomited on myself. Oh yeah and not long ago I thought I farted but I was wrong.

oh my Lord in Heaven save him! you just made me back up from the monitor......

 

[PICK3]

Slammed my car door shut but didn't get all of my fingers out of the way. Fucking locked my finger in the door jam resulting in a lost finger nail. Still fucking hurts thinking about that.