Have you ever pimped out your s/o for a 5th of Jim Beam & a couple of xannies?

[Cal_21]

wtf???

"Pleasure for pleasure
Its ease is consequence
enough for a fall
But I know you love to take a risk"

 

[stephen4327]

o raelly swan?

 

[gonelifting]

No, but I joke about it all the time with my wife. When we're meeting someone for anything, like going furniture shopping, or seeing a contractor for work, or just anything stupid, I would tell her "Wear that short skirt and a low cut shirt... you know that sex one..." and she laughs.

We laugh and laugh...



Our children look like my roofer. wtf?

 

[digimon7068]

no. . .but i'm down to about a quarter of a bottle. . .thanks for reminding me