Have you ever farted during an orgasm?

[biteme]

I have. I covered it up by growling as I was cumming, but the farts were pretty loud.

 

[rnch]

have you forgotten my farting while being rimmed thread?

 

[biteme]

have you forgotten my farting while being rimmed thread?

LOL. Must have missed that one.

 

[delete]

the only thing worse than farting after a guy pulls out of your ass and you fart is to fart B4 you start to get fucked; the lubing up and the spreading of the cheeks. I was just getting ready to do the deed when a FB let one loose. thank god I'd passed the rimming stage of foreplay by that time.

 

[redsamurai]

the only thing worse than farting after a guy pulls out of your ass and you fart is to fart B4 you start to get fucked; the lubing up and the spreading of the cheeks. I was just getting ready to do the deed when a FB let one loose. thank god I'd passed the rimming stage of foreplay by that time.

don't you queers clean out before you get to those shenanigans?

 

[NiteOwl]

I don't think there could possibly be a better feeling than cumming, farting and sneezing simultaneously...

 

[delete]

don't you queers clean out before you get to those shenanigans?

I dont know about queers, but ass for me, if I'm a top I dont bother to douch; just a washcloth around the taint; clean enough for rimming but if bottoming isnt in the pic, then I save the hose for another time.

 

[delete]

I don't think there could possibly be a better feeling than cumming, farting and sneezing simultaneously...

throw in a burp and all your openings will have sounded off.

 

[Sassy69]

tmi...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Haha I think everyone who has had any signifigant amount of sex has farked a couple times while doing it. Once when I was having sex for the first time with a particular girl I let a really nasty one out, and she had her door open to her bedroom and her small dog had wandered in. It smelled really bad so I said, "Ahhhhg.... I think your dog just farted..." she yelled at the dog got up, put him out and closed the door, and we continued.

These days when I do it, I ask my wife, "Baby did you just fart?" Even if she didn't she just goes, "sorry.... don't stop..."

 

[H_T_]

pussyfarts are teh bomb.

 

[Gymgurl]

That kind is way different lol

 

[H_T_]

That kind is way different lol

nuh-uh. loud noise from a hole = fart.

 

[Gymgurl]

but no smell lolol

 

[H_T_]

but no smell lolol

uh. depends on who's perspective. clean out your box.

 

[SlimJim52]

have you forgotten my farting while being rimmed thread?

Still one of the best posts EVER.

And yes, it is a bit embarassing, but hey look at all that back pressure you are using.

 

[rnch]

yeh, it's funny NOW.

 

[immortalis]

but no smell lolol

... I unfortunately had a few girls early in college that would really challenge that theory G.G...

 

[ms Mars]

Lol i find it very funny farting during sex ? must be one of you loss the appetite to keep going....

 

[Kano]

thats sick i have never farted in my life ever

 

[rnch]

and yes, we are still seeing each other!

 

[delete]

thats sick i have never farted in my life ever

you would make the ultimate bottom boi for any topman! just think of the hours of salad tossing you'd get!

 

[rnch]

thats sick i have never farted in my life ever

no? well.........when you DO....you're gonna clear the whole building!!

 

[Kano]

no? well.........when you DO....you're gonna clear the whole building!!

lol

 

[Wulfgar]

you would make the ultimate bottom boi for any topman! just think of the hours of salad tossing you'd get!

Pwned!

 

[Pilot22]

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